Twitter’s service disruptions and outages persist

Twitter’s persistent and disruptive service outages entered a second week, as the company scrambles to bring its site availability back to acceptable levels.

After multiple incidents brought Twitter.com and its platform for third-party applications down several times last week, the company said on Friday that it had identified the causes and had taken concrete steps to resolve the problem.

Specifically, Twitter blamed errors in planning, monitoring and configuring its internal network, and said that in response it had doubled the capacity of its internal network, sharpened its monitoring and improved its load balancing,

“By bringing the monitoring of our internal network in line with the rest of the systems at Twitter, we’ll be able to grow our capacity well ahead of user growth. Furthermore, by doubling our internal network capacity and rebalancing load across the internal network, we’re better prepared to serve today’s tweets and beyond,” wrote Jean-Paul Cozzatti from Twitter’s engineering team on the company’s official blog.

However, problems continued throughout the weekend and into Monday morning, as acknowledged on the official Twitter Status blog, as the site returns its notorious “fail whale” error message.

Not even at its halfway point yet, June is already the worst month in terms of downtime for Twitter since October of last year, according to Web performance monitoring company Pingdom. So far this month, Twitter has been down for 3 hours and 3 minutes.

Twitter, launched in March 2006, had frequent and lengthy outages in 2007 and the first half of 2008, but then steadily improved its site uptime by beefing up and revamping its systems. In 2009, it had very solid months but also bad ones, like August, when it was down for more than 6 hours, according to Pingdom.

“If you look at the type of outages out there, they seem to be largely related to relatively new or fast-growing services. Often fast changes are harder to manage, especially by small, new startup teams that have not yet built lots of operational discipline and maturity,” said IDC analyst Al Hilwa.

Such services often face patterns of use they don’t fully understand and workload peaks of unknown scope for which they don’t have defined response plans, he said via e-mail. “This is a also a by-product of new architectures often used as the back-end of the cloud services supporting these types of new social networks or Web sites,” Hilwa said.

The predominant architectures to handle such scale require factoring the workload on many engines and having them collaborate as a distributed system. In the long run such architectures will mature, but for now operators are clearly challenged to provide the right level of robustness, he said.

“Finally, the main ways to achieve higher levels of availability involve spending money on redundant engines, which of course drives up the costs and is particularly challenging for start-up ventures or high-growth businesses, some of which are still trying to figure out what the revenue model will look like,” he said.

This year, Twitter’s worst month had been January with 89 minutes of downtime, but things have taken a turn for the worst in June. The difference now is that Twitter launched in April its Promoted Tweets advertising program, a key to its revenue-generating strategy.

Having repeated outages can’t help Twitter’s efforts to lure big-name corporate marketers. These companies will expect a certain level of system stability when committing to spending on an advertising campaign, especially when Promoted Tweets ads will be generated and posted in the same manner and with the same format as regular Twitter posts.

Twitter launched Promoted Tweets with a limited number of partners like Starbucks and Best Buy. Twitter hasn’t responded to a request seeking an update on the status of the program.

Twitter has been growing dramatically in the past two years, becoming the preferred tool for individuals to provide updates on their personal lives and for companies and public figures to promote themselves, their brands and products. Users posted about 2 million messages on Twitter in May, according to Pingdom.

Twitter has also been very popular with external developers, who have created more than 50,000 Twitter applications.

Intranets as we know them are dead, digital workplace gathering reveals – IBF 24

Highlights from IBF 24 – last week`s 24-hour virtual event for the digital
workplace industry, the largest ever
LONDON & NEW YORK–(Business Wire)–
IBF 24, the largest ever gathering of digital workplace practitioners and
enthusiasts took place on 2-3 June. The growing role of web 2.0 within the
workplace was a key theme, with many speakers and attendees putting forward
their views on this. Firms also gave live demonstrations of how they are
incorporating social media platforms – such as Yammer, Twitter, Facebook,
YouTube and blogs – into their intranets.

Jamie Papas, Enterprise 2.0 & Social Media Strategist at EMC, showcased the
company`s `virtual watercooler`, stating “social conversations enable the
business conversations”. However, several thought leaders in this space noted
that the new-found collaboration within the digital workplace is leading to
governance issues and concerns over big brother-style control over employees.

Hosted by the Intranet Benchmarking Forum (IBF), more than 900 individuals from
544 organisations in 36 countries, registered to hear from the 22 presenting
organisations. These included Aviva, British Airways, BBC, BT, Ernst & Young,
Schroders, T-Systems, and Thomson Reuters. Three intranets were built during the
`Software`s Got Talent` hour – in less than 20 minutes each. Noodle, by Tim
Dorey at Vialect, was the winner with over 50% of the votes. The worldwide
audience participated via Twitter, with more than 1,000 tweets to date, and a
debate arose after Paul Miller, founder and CEO of IBF, controversially tweeted:
“The intranet is dead”.

Miller commented after the event: “We have had a tremendous response to IBF24,
and were very near maximum capacity. The dedication of attendees – some
listening in for the full 24 hours – demonstrates how exciting and radical
workplace 2.0 really is. The organisations leading the way with digital
workplace initiatives are those incorporating the social channels their
employees are using in their day-to-day lives outside work. Internal company
communications are being revolutionised in light of this.”

Key highlights:

* IBF reveals that 75% of employees now work via the digital workplace, not in
physical offices – and this number is increasing
* Several organisations are handing out Flip-style cameras to staff, to document
and share experiences in internal YouTube-style, grass roots videos
* Most management teams are aware that they can`t take a heavy-handed approach
to governance – placing trust in employees to act responsibly when blogging is
resulting in greater collaboration and more open discussions
* According to IBF, it is essential to have a three-year vision of what the
digital workplace looks like across the organisation

Keynote speaker highlights:

* Jeff Jarvis, author of `What Would Google do?` came on air to discuss the
profound changes taking place on the internet, reflecting the new economic model
and the ruse of new media such as LinkedIn and Twitter.
* Steve Krug talked about the issue of usability, and the challenges that will
arise with the introduction of new technologies, such as the iPad.
* Loic Le Meur,CEO of Seesmic, looked at how new networks, such as Twitter and
Facebook are impacting the digital workplace.

See Twitter stream: #IBF24.

Selected downloads of the individual demonstrations and presentations will be
available on-demand shortly from www.ibforum.com.

Notes to media

About the Intranet Benchmarking Forum
The Intranet Benchmarking Forum (IBF) is a confidential, members-only intranet
benchmarking group of leading European, US and global organisations. IBF is the
leading authority on intranet measurement and best practice. Members include
HSBC, KPMG, ExxonMobil, Burger King, Nokia, Pfizer, IKEA and Deutsche Telekom.
IBF helps members maximise the value of their intranets through benchmarking,
interaction and research. For more information, please visit: www.ibforum.com

Metia for Intranet Benchmarking Forum
Eisha Cooke
Tel: +44 (0)20 3100 3697
Email: eisha.cooke@metia.com

Copyright Business Wire 2010

Now, Twitter inspired TV drama!

Melbourne, May 19 (ANI): American television network CBS is set to make a new show based on social networking site Twitter.

The drama will narrate Justin Halpern’s experiences shared on the popular Twitter account @shitmydadsays.

Halpern had started Tweeting after moving in with his outspoken elderly father, reports the Age.

Some Tweets read: “I didn”t say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly.”

“A parent”s only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed.”

Justin Halpern, has only tweeted just over 100 times but has already turned his popular feed (more than one million followers) into a novel that has made the New York Times bestseller list for non-fiction.

Boston Legal star William Shatner is set to play the father in the new TV series .

“I”m on CBS this fall. I just heard so I”m passing it on to you! My best, Bill,” the Age quoted him as writing on Twitter.

The comedy is tentatively titled ‘Bleep My Dad Says’. (ANI)

Hamilton undaunted by Button challenge

London, May 7 (ANI): Lewis Hamilton is unfazed by the threat posed by in-form Jenson Button, who is leading Formula One’s Battle of Britain.

Button has won two of this season’s four races while McLaren team-mate Hamilton is yet to register a win.

Button leads the world championship table, and Hamilton is back in joint-third place with archrival Fernando Alonso.

Asked whether he fancied his chances at supplanting Button, an unperturbed Hamilton told The Sun, “Yeah, I”m not sweating, it”s all good. It”s a long season and we”ve only had four races, so there”s a long, long way to go.”

Hamilton, who has pulled off 32 overtaking manoeuvres this season against Button”s seven, added, “I don”t fear anyone or any other team. I have not even looked at what points I have or what points I don”t have. We”ll see what happens in the future.”

Meanwhile, Hamilton insists that their rivalry is limited to the racetrack alone, and that their performances are propelling McLaren to greater victories, “We”re coping really well and doing productive work at the team. I”m in the best team with the best team-mate,” said Hamilton.

On the subject of racing with Formula-One giant Michael Schumacher Hamilton said it was a privilege to go wheel-to-wheel with him.

Schumacher’s comeback from retirement has been disappointing with Hamilton easily out-doing him on the circuit. (ANI)

Videocon Chairman ignores query on IPL bid

New Delhi, April 21 (ANI): Videocon Chairman Venugopal Dhoot on Wednesday avoided questions asking for missing documents related to his company’s Indian Premier League bid here.

Replying to one such query, after attending a seminar on Energy Options for Telecom Sector, Dhoot said: “I don””t know. I woke up and came to attend this seminar. I have not read today””s newspaper… I don””t know even if it is two days old story, I was out of country for last two days, so I am not aware of them.”

A media report had suggested that Dhoot was in possession of the document and is ready to provide it to authorities, if asked.

But Dhoot refused to comment on that as well.

Meanwhile, during another raid in Mumbai city, income tax (IT) sleuths digging into IPL papers have failed to locate two vital documents — the bid papers of the Videocon and Adani Groups, whose failure to win teams for Pune and Ahmedabad is said to be at the root of the IPL Commissioner Lalit Modi – former Union Minister of State for External Affairs Minister Shashi Tharoor row.

Sleuths of IT department have said the absence of the documents could leave a crucial hole in the probe.

The missing files could settle one way or the other the widespread perception that the first round of bidding on March 7 in Mumbai for the two new IPL teams was tweaked to favour Dhoot and Adani.

These documents are also an important ””missing link”” in the controversy surrounding the IPL that has so far cost the Central Government its minister.

Ahead of his resignation, Tharoor had said that many “powerful people” were upset at the Kochi team””s unexpected victory in the IPL auction.

Modi””s tweets questioning the ownership of the Kochi consortium was under pressure from these “powerful people” who wanted the team to go elsewhere, Tharoor had suggested.

The recovery of the original bid documents should settle the controversy about those who were behind these losing bids. (ANI)

Young Liberal in Obama ‘monkey’ Twitter scandal to be expelled

Brisbane, Apr.16 (ANI): A young Liberals’ member who called Barack Obama a “monkey” on Twitter during the US President’s interview on the ABC will be expelled, says the Queensland Liberal National Party (LNP).

The tweets, from an account belonging to Nick Sowden, a medical student at the University of Queensland, began just after 7.30pm AEST last night, during ABC TV’s 7.30 Report with Kerry O’Brien.

Sowden said his comments were taken out of context. He said it was a joke between friends.

“I think the people follow me know (it’s a joke) and the people who are my friends know and the people on Twitter don’t unfortunately,” he said.

I don’t think Obama is a monkey. You can’t be a monkey and be President of the United States.”

When asked if he’d apologise, he said: “Yes, sure, why not.”

Sowden said he shut down his Twitter account because he didn’t want any more tweets taken out of context.

The LNP held a meeting today to discuss Mr Sowden’s actions and found that he had brought the Party into disrepute.

The party said it “resolves to expel him from the Liberal National Party”. (ANI)

Young Liberals caught up in Obama ‘monkey’ Twitter scandal

Brisbane, Apr.16 (ANI): The Queensland Liberal National Party (LNP) has condemned the action of a member allegedly responsible for calling Barack Obama a “monkey” on Twitter during the US president’s interview on the ABC.

cording to news.com.au, the tweets belonged to Nick Sowden, a medical student at the University of Queensland.

They began just after 7.30 p.m. AEST last night, during ABC TV’s 7.30 Report with Kerry O’Brien.

“I’m not sure why they paid Kerry to fly to America (sic), if they wanted an interview with a monkey surely a ferry to Taronga would have sufficed,” one tweet said, referring to Taronga Zoo on Sydney Harbour.

“If I wanted to see a monkey on TV I’d watch Wildlife Rescue,” said another.

LNP state director Michael O’Dwyer said the party did not tolerate such comments and would be looking into the matter. (ANI)

Twitter Ads Test Billion-Dollar Valuation

In toying with ads, Twitter — the net’s largest micro-publishing service — is going where every internet company in search of a dollar has gone before. But the history of how advertising has been introduced into a formerly commercial-free community is mixed, and success for this billion-dollar baby depends on how they decide to zag.

Twitter, the net’s largest micro-publishing service, launched an advertising service Tuesday that will let advertisers — beginning with some of the world’s top brands such as Starbucks — have their tweets show up in the top of search results. It’s a first attempt by the service to make money from its users.

Twitter’s ad model should sound familiar to net users, because it’s not unlike Google’s search ads — which let advertisers have links to their services and products show up above and beside search results. It’s not a bad model to work off, given those tiny ads propelled Google into one of the world’s top tech companies with enough global clout to even take on Microsoft and the Chinese government.

Twitter is moving tentatively, however: Only one “sponsored tweet” will be displayed alongside search results, and the ad has to be something the advertiser already tweeted.

“We are simply following our long-held ethos of putting user value before profit,” said Twitter spokeswoman Jenna Sampson by e-mail. “We also want to ensure that Promoted Tweets are additive to the user experience as opposed to simply ensuring that they don’t detract from it. This takes a careful, thoughtful approach.”

Without saying it, Twitter is trying to avoid the pitfalls that have plagued Facebook in its attempts to make money from its users — whether that be the ill-considered Beacon initiative that publicized users’ purchases on the net (leading to the $10 million settlement of a privacy lawsuit) and repeated changes to its privacy policy designed to make the site more open to advertisers.

Meanwhile, Yahoo and Microsoft have struggled to keep up with Google’s tiny-text-ad success, even as they’ve had better luck with more traditional banner and multimedia ads. The two joined forces — with Yahoo taking over ad sales for both search sites, and Microsoft’s Bing search powering the search results for both.

Twitter’s product is interesting in that it is both significantly similar to and different from Google’s approach, which nets the search giant more than $20 billion annually. Google’s ads, like Twitter’s, are mostly small text ads with links that show up alongside and, increasingly, above search results. But Google’s ads are targeted to searchers who often have some purchasing or research intent. It makes sense for a travel company to pay $2.50 or more for a click on its ad from someone searching on “Portland.”

By contrast, Twitter searchers are far more likely to be trying to follow a conversation, and so a search on “Portland” is likely to be simply a local trying to follow the news and conversation. That makes these searches less attractive to per-click advertisers.

Twitter seems to have recognized this, so its initial partners are companies that benefit from display ads that remind you of their brand. The firms don’t mind paying for the ads even if the person is searching on a term completely unrelated to Red Bull’s energy drink or Nike’s shoes. Ads that users don’t like (as measured by how often people do or don’t forward them to followers or click on the links) will drop off (not dissimilar to what Google does).

That’s exactly why Starbucks likes the program, according to spokesman Chris Buzzo.

“The one thing we are most excited about is these are simply tweets, not ads,” Buzzo said. “There is one big difference between a Promoted Tweet and a regular tweet. Promoted Tweets must meet a higher bar — they must resonate with users. This means that if users don’t do the things with Promoted Tweets that would normally do with a regular tweet such as reply to it, favorite it, or retweet it and so on, the Promoted Tweet will disappear.”

It’s likely that then and only then will Twitter begin feeding ads into the streams of posts that users sign up to read, either online or in one of the many third-party clients that build on the company’s service. Given that most interaction with Twitter comes when people read the posts from those they subscribe to (rather than searching), this is where the real money is. Which is to say that the real money isn’t in search ads placed a la Google, but in ads pushed into the reading streams of users.

And getting users to accept that will be Twitter’s real challenge.

Intriguingly, a start-up incubator called IdeaLab launched a similar effort called TweetUp on Monday. IdeaLab is run by Bill Gross — the man who invented pay-per-click advertising for search engines with a company called Overture, which was purchased by Yahoo for $1.6 billion.

Overture, which used to be known as GoTo.com, lost the search war in no small part because it thought that money alone could solve the problem of spam in search results. In its system, companies bid for the top spots in search rankings — under the theory that the best results would come from the market. By contrast, Google figured out the real way to make billions was by creating a very good search engine with natural results — accompanied by paid ads sold at auction, which effectively work as top paid links, without actually replacing the top natural results.

TweetUp seems to be learning that lesson and drawing on Overture’s model at the same time. The company promises that it will build its own Twitter search engine and weed out the useless tweets with “sophisticated relevance” algorithms and then let paying users stand out even further by paying to be at the top of the ever-scrolling search results.

The potential irony is clear. Gross’s IdeaLab — with its aggressive tests — could again pioneer the ad model for the future, and yet have to come in in second place again when Twitter copies the model for its popular, but not very innovative search engine.

Meanwhile, Twitter can move slowly and avoid alienating its users as Facebook did when it tried its Beacon advertising program. The program startled many users when it began publicizing the things they bought at other sites around the web — including an engagement ring and Blockbuster movie rentals.

Twitter has had years of people wondering how it will make money — but it’s in a unique position to take its time. Twitter essentially owns it content, since it has millions of people publishing on its proprietary publishing system. That’s far different from traditional search engines which all index and search the public web.

Moreover, Twitter is an investor darling, with tens of millions in venture capital and a relatively small staff and operating budget (and a comparatively tiny bandwidth and technology cost compared to a site like Facebook which stores and serves millions of photos and posts with complex sharing rules). To top it off the company is even currently profitable, thanks to smallish deals with Google and Microsoft that give those search engines real-time access to the Twitter publishing stream.

Twitter is loathe to even label the promoted tweets as “ads.”

“We don’t see them as ads, but as promoted tweets,” Sampson said. “They are entirely organic, and users will only continue to see them if they have resonance.”

Advertisers will initially pay for the number of people who see the ads, but eventually will get charged for how much users like the ads, based on how often they reply, click on the advertiser’s profile picture, and republish the message. Twitter calls this “resonance.”

That’s a nice word, but the real test is whether users find the ads “reasonable.”

That’s a question Twitter will soon find the answer to. Whether Twitter users accept these promoted tweets as something other than spam and preferable to the now-tired model of a site cluttered with banner ads will determine is Twitter is really worth billions of dollars — or if they’ve simply invented an odd publishing site whose users are busy typing out the pulse of the planet, while remaining wholly uninterested in seeing ads in the midst of their 140-character conversations.

NASDAQ OMX Launches Portfolio Manager App for iPad

NEW YORK, April 2, 2010 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) — The NASDAQ OMX Group, Inc.
(Nasdaq:NDAQ) today announced the NASDAQ OMX Portfolio Manager App for iPad is
now available on the App Store.

“Following the success of the NASDAQ OMX Portfolio Manager App for iPhone and
iPod touch, it’s a natural fit for us to offer it for iPad,” said Anna Ewing,
chief information officer of NASDAQ OMX. “Nearly 40 years ago we launched the
first all-electronic exchange, a revolutionary technology in the exchange space.
At NASDAQ OMX, we are proud to now offer innovative visualization capabilities
for stock market enthusiasts to view and engage with the stock market in real
time on iPad.”

The NASDAQ OMX Portfolio Manager App for iPad allows users to build a portfolio
and watch list using real-time stock price data for U.S., Nordic and Baltic
stocks. The app includes a flashing price screen to highlight real time
movements, a chart overlay to show technical analysis, and capabilities for
video and tweet posting.

Features of the NASDAQ OMX Portfolio Manager App for iPad include:

— The ability to build virtual stock portfolios;
— Create watch lists to monitor favorite stocks;
— Draw on-the-fly performance charts and overlay them with curves for
technical indicators;
— See stock prices change in real time within a portfolio or watch list;
— View high-quality video clips from StockTwits TV and from the NASDAQ
Market Intelligence Desk; and
— Post tweets on StockTwits’ real-time stream. StockTwits hosts a social
media community that covers economic and market news, and also allows
users to share charts, recommendations, symbols, and websites.

The NASDAQ OMX Portfolio Manager App for iPad is available for free from the App
Store on iPad or at www.itunes.com/appstore/.

About NASDAQ OMX

The NASDAQ OMX Group, Inc. is the world’s largest exchange company. It delivers
trading, exchange technology and public company services across six continents,
with over 3,700 listed companies. NASDAQ OMX offers multiple capital raising
solutions to companies around the globe, including its U.S. listings market,
NASDAQ OMX Nordic, NASDAQ OMX Baltic, NASDAQ OMX First North, and the U.S. 144A
sector. The company offers trading across multiple asset classes including
equities, derivatives, debt, commodities, structured products and
exchange-traded funds. NASDAQ OMX technology supports the operations of over 70
exchanges, clearing organizations and central securities depositories in more
than 50 countries. NASDAQ OMX Nordic and NASDAQ OMX Baltic are not legal
entities but describe the common offering from NASDAQ OMX exchanges in Helsinki,
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No tweeting, US courts tell jurors

SAN FRANCISCO: Enough with the tweets, the blogs, the internet searches.

That’s the message being communicated by courts across the country as jurors using their portable electronic devices continue to cause mistrials, overturned convictions and chaotic delays in court proceedings.

Last year a San Francisco superior court judge dismissed 600 potential jurors after several acknowledged going online to research the criminal case before them. Baltimore mayor Sheila Dixon challenged her misdemeanor embezzlement conviction after discovering five jurors “friended” one another on Facebook during trial. And a federal judge in Florida declared a mistrial after eight jurors admitted web surfing for a drug case.

In January, the federal court’s top administrative office, the judicial conference, issued “Twitter instructions” to every federal judge, which are designed to be read to jurors at the start of the trial and before deliberations. “You may not use any electronic device or media” in connection with the case, the recommended federal instructions admonish. They also bar visits to “any internet chat room, blog, or website such as Facebook,YouTube or Twitter.”

San Francisco superior court began including such instructions after some jurors said they went online because there were no explicit prohibitions against such independent research.

Online biggies set for face off with grant of patent?

SAN FRANCISCO: Social networking site Facebook has won a US patent on news feeds behind the kinds of real-time updates that make social-networking websites a hit with users.

“The launch of News Feed in 2006 was a pivotal moment in Facebook’s history and changed the way millions of people consumed and discovered information on the site,” Facebook said on Friday in an email response to an inquiry. “We’re humbled by the growth and adoption of News Feed over time and pleased with being awarded the patent.”

Facebook declined further comment on the significance of the patent. The patent summarizes the “invention” as “a method for displaying a news feed in a social network environment”. The method was described in US Patent and Trade Office paperwork as including comments and links posted by social network users for sharing with other members of the online community.

That broad concept strikes at the core of Twitter, which lets people share thoughts or observations at any moment of the day using text messages of 140 characters or less.

Word of the patent awarded to Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg “et al” this week sparked concern among fans of microblogging service Twitter and other social networking services that thrive on real-time News Feed style updates. “This is stupid!!!” Twitter user A_Kim83 commented in a growing mountain of tweets on the topic on Friday. “Screw you Facebook if you start strong arming other sites.”

The patent gives Facebook a potential weapon to fend off competitors on an internet battlefield where social networking is a hot trend, according to analyst Rob Enderle of Enderle Group in Silicon Valley. “It is not just Facebook taking on Twitter,” he said. “It is taking on MySpace or any other social networking service. You might even argue it is a defensive move against Google.”

John Mayer Tweets: “I’ve never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis”

Washington, September 11 (ANI): Singer John Mayer posted some ridiculously funny Tweets to establish the point that he isn’t dating Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari.

The ‘Your Body is a Wonderland’ hitmaker’s first post read: Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis,” Us magazine reports.

Another went: “I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”

He added: “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”

And Mayer ended with: “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”

The posts come after rumors spread on the net of his link-up with Kristin. (ANI)

Surreal, sex-obsessed world of not so “big” Russell Brand revealed

London, Aug 29 (ANI): A model has revealed that British comedian Russell Brand lures women by posting Tweets and has a pretty adventurous sex life.

The television presenter apparently loves threesome and offered Brooke Adams free tickets for MTV Music awards to sleep with her via Twitter.

Some of his posts inviting her to townhouse in Hampstead, north London read: “Where do you live? Near London? And can you bring a friend?”

While another went: “Confirm your friend, darling, as I am in the mood for adventure,” reports the Sun.

Brooke narrated the events leading to the sex act with the comedian.

She said: “I got a cab to his house and the security guard opened the gates and let me in.

“Russell poked his head round the door – and when he opened it I realised he was totally naked.

“He took me through to the kitchen and offered me a drink – although he has no alcohol in the house.

“Then he asked me to perform a sex act on him – I’d had a few to drink and had always fancied him, so I did it.

“He was very complimentary, even though he was eating a plum at the time!”

However, Brand had another girl in his house at the same time and wanted to have threesome.

She added: “He took me up to his room and there was another girl – a blonde girl – already there sitting on the bed.

“I had no idea another girl would be there – I was quite surprised.

“But I think she was more shocked than me – she didn’t seem happy about it at all. He asked us if we would have a threesome and although I was up for it, she refused.

“He declared we were not allowed to leave until he had had been satisfied at least three times, so he just took it in turns with us. While he was with her, I just sat on the end of the bed, waiting.

“He was very good in bed – not as “big” as I was expecting but he still knew exactly what to do and had a lot of stamina.

“Afterwards I just got a cab home and he said he would be in touch.”

Brooke says that she spent a similar night with Russell one more time. (ANI)

Twitter a real-time tool of healthcare information?

Washington, August 25 (ANI): Medics are contemplating the use of popular micro-blogging service Twitter as valuable means of healthcare information and medical alerts.

The social networking website, which lets a group of recipients receive short messages, or “tweets” simultaneously, has come under the consideration of physician groups, hospitals, and healthcare organizations who were looking at its benefit to communicate timely information both within the medical community and to patients and the public.

Twitter could also emerge as a significant tool for sharing time-critical information such as disaster alerts and drug safety warnings, tracking disease outbreaks, or disseminating healthcare information, experts believe.

Dr. Joseph C. Kvedar, Director of the Center for Connected Health (Partners Healthcare System, Boston, MA), said: “One way to look at Twitter is as a method of mass communication.”

However, warning bells were also sounded against the use of social media and Internet-based outlets to communicate medical information to preserve confidentiality and patient privacy in the clinical care setting, and to make sure that information sources were accurate, reliable, and current.

The article has been published in the Medical Connectivity section of the latest issue of Telemedicine and e-Health and the official journal of the American Telemedicine Association. (ANI)

Miley Cyrus takes feud with ex-beau to Internet

Washington, Aug 18 (ANI): American singer Miley Cyrus has decided to air a feud with her ex-boyfriend Justin Gaston on the Internet, and blast him on her Twitter.com page.

The feud is said to have started after Gaston posted a note on his web blog.

“People mistake stupidity for bravery way to (sic) easily,” Contactmusic quoted him as writing.

Cyrus, 16, is said to have snapped back with a reply of her own.

“Yeah. I love when people mistake bravery with writing a few stupid tweets (Twitter messages) trying to make it seem like they don’t care. You’re afraid to love,” she stated.

The two had split up earlier this year, and after her Twitter.com spat with Gaston, Cyrus went on to admit she was “getting love advice from my body guard. Big guy with an even BIGGER heart.” (ANI)

Jordan voted Most Annoying Celebrity Twitter User

London, August 18 (ANI): Jordan, a.k.a Katie Price, has topped the most annoying celebrity Twitter user list, says a new poll.

According to the survey, headed by one-poll.com, 4,000 Twitter users voted the glamour girl, who has been using the social networking website to slam her estranged husband Peter Andre, who was placed second in the list.

“Jordan’s Tweets are the worst. They are vile, unintelligible and bitter. She has nothing to say which appeals to anyone except herself,” the Sun quoted a spokesman for one-poll.com as saying.

Rapper 50 Cent featured at the third spot in the worst Tweeters list followed by Mariah Carey and P. Diddy.

Meanwhile, Stephen Fry was named as the most interesting celebrity Tweeter.

Jimmy Carr, Phillip Schofield, Russell Brand and Barack Obama wrapped up the top five best Tweeters.

Worst Tweeters

1. Jordan

2. Peter Andre

3. 50 Cent

4. Mariah Carey

5. P. Diddy

Best Tweeters

1. Stephen Fry

2. Jimmy Carr

3. Phillip Schofield

4. Russell Brand

5. Barack Obama (ANI)

Queen, British Royal family join ‘Twitter’

London, July 11 (ANI): Queen Elizabeth II and the British Royal family have joined social networking website ‘Twitter’.

The page of the royal family on the site will be run to provide news and information service, with lists of engagements and updates to websites reporting about the royalty.

However, members of the family will not tweet on the page.

“The Queen has been advised that it’s up and running but there won’t be any members of the Royal Family tweeting,” the Telegraph quoted a spokeswoman for Buckingham Palace as saying.

Already more than 450 people have started following the monarchy at http://twitter.com/BritishMonarchy.

Teams at Buckingham Palace and Clarence House are maintaining the page.

The first tweets are links to pictures of the Queen meeting Poet Laureate Professor Carol Ann Duffy at Buckingham Palace, and YouTube footage of the changing of the guard.

Other renowned personalities on Twitter are Stephen Fry, Richard Branson, and Lily Allen.

Jack Dorsey started the site, based in San Francisco, as a side project in March 2006, as he wanted to know what his friends were doing. (ANI)

‘This year’s Nobel Peace Prize should go to Twitter’

London, July 8 (ANI): Former US national security adviser Mark Pfeifle has said that microblogging site Twitter should win the Nobel Peace Prize for its role during the civil unrest in Iran.

“When traditional journalists were forced to leave the country, Twitter became a window for the world to view hope, heroism, and horror,” The Telegraph quoted Pfeifle, as saying.

The former aide for George W Bush said that more than 220,000 Iran tweets were sent through Twitter every hour at its peak, helping document the crisis in Iran following the contested presidential election results last month.

“It became the assignment desk, the reporter, and the producer. And, because of this, Twitter and its creators are worthy of being considered for the Nobel Peace Prize,” he wrote in the Christian Science Monitor.

The annual Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who push for “fraternity between nations” and for “holding the promotion of peace”.

Previous winners of the award include Mother Teresa, Martin Luther King Jr and the Dalai Lama.

Last year’s Nobel prize winner was former Finnish president and United Nations diplomat Martti Ahtisaari, who acted as a UN special envoy during the long running Kosovo-Serbia dispute.

“Twitter has been criticised as a time-waster – a way for people to inform their friends about the minutiae of their lives, 140 characters at a time. But in the past month, 140 characters were enough to shine a light on Iranian oppression and elevate Twitter to the level of change agent,” Pfeifle told Fox News last week.

“Even the government of Iran has been forced to utilise the very tool they attempted to squelch to try to hold on to power,” he said.

Pfeifle also stressed the importance of other social networks, like Facebook, where Iranian presidential candidate Hossein Mousavi has amassed more than 100,000 supporters. (ANI)

Marijuana sellers misusing MySpace, Facebook, Twitter for their trade

Washington, July 7 (ANI): Some California pot sellers are misusing social networking sites like MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter for selling marijuana.

Los Angeles-based non-profit medical-marijuana dispensary Artists Collective advertises via tweets, which say: “Just in! Baby Crunch, Spy Diesel and Critical Mass! Buy a quarter, get a gram.”

In fact, Artists Collective also promises “free delivery” and has the biggest online presence, with a snazzy Web site, Facebook and MySpace pages and the Twitter feed.

“We’ve been open for six months, and I’ve been doing this project for 18 [months], and only in the last two weeks with a Twitter account has anybody started paying attention to us,” Fox News quoted Dann Halem, the director of Artists Collective, as saying.

He added: “That sends a message – an important one – and it really has been, strangely enough, the fact that we’re using Twitter that has opened the door.”

California’s Proposition 215 and Senate Bill 420 allow for the production, growth and sale of marijuana for medicinal purposes.

The Bush administration ruled that federal drug laws superseded them, and the Supreme Court agreed, which even led to many arrests.

But, in March, the Obama administration announced that it would not seek prosecutions in situations where state and federal laws conflicted.

“The Bush administration did have a no-tolerance policy, and the federal government was doing more enforcement under the Bush administration. I have yet to see any official stance out of the new administration, so I – as many are – am waiting to hear what the new stance is,” said Lt. Paul Torrent of the Los Angeles Police Department’s narcotics division.

Although, the Internet delivery services can advertise their stuff publicly, they do not have the right to put it on auction like eBay.

“When a person calls us, what we do is contact their doctor and verify that they are a patient. Then they have paperwork that they need to fill out,” said Halem.

He added: “We need to see their California I.D., and assuming that they jump through every hoop and everything is as it should be, then they are welcome to join our collective.”

And after entering the collective, members gain the right to grow and sell their own marijuana back to the dispensary for a profit. (ANI)