Brit family asked to remove trampoline over ‘break-in’ fears

London, July 1 (ANI): A Brit family was asked to remove the trampoline in their shared garden over safety fears.

Matthew Nice, 36, said that he was asked by his housing association to remove the 3ft wide toy in case burglars used it to jump through his neighbours’ windows.

However Nice, a social housing tenant at the three-storey block in Wicklow, Essex, has refused to comply, insisting that his eight-year-old daughter Yasmin plays on the trampoline every day.It’s complete rubbish anyone would use it to help them break in,” the Telegraph quoted Nice as saying.

“There are wheelie bins around here and they are much taller than that.

“It would be a dumb burglar who would try to use a tiny trampoline to jump in a window.

“The housing association is not making any allowances and this is just taking things too far. It’s the only area children have got to play in,” he added.

A spokesman for London and Quadrant, the housing association, said that it had contacted Nice about his trampoline after receiving a complaint from one of his neighbours, but denied that risk of burglary was a factor.

“The trampoline is in a communal area on our land and our only concern was that when it is left unattended other children could use it and may hurt themselves,” he said.

“We have absolutely no problem with Mr Nice’s daughter using it. We simply asked him if he could bring it inside when she has finished playing on it and it is not being supervised,” he added. (ANI)

Brit schoolboy breaks world record with seven-metre slam-dunk

London, Apr 19 (ANI): A 13-year-old Brit boy has entered record books after slam-dunking a basketball from seven metres away.

Gymnast Jordan Ramos, from Sheffield, made it to the Guinness Book of World Record with a seven-metre jump – shattering the previous record of 6.3 metres, reports News of the World.

He leapt off a trampoline and soared towards the 10-foot high hoop.

Jordan is an elite tumbler and will represent Great Britain at the world tumbling gymnastic championships in Russia this year. (ANI)

How ‘non-jobs’ on public payroll are soaking up Brit taxpayers’ money

London, Apr 19 (ANI): A 23,000-pound-a-year composting supervisor, a toothbrush adviser for infants and a ceremonial sword bearer – these are some of the pointless jobs because of which British councils have come under fire.

Obtained under freedom of information legislation, an audit of local government positions reveals jobs that are far removed from the core remit of councils and appear to be of questionable value.

They include trampoline coaches, skate park attendants, flower arrangers, a “befriending co-ordinator” and a 15-pound-an-hour yoga instructor.

“There has been a huge boom in the number of unnecessary and bizarre jobs in local government in recent years,” The Times quoted Mat-thew Elliott, chief executive of the TaxPayers’ Alliance, a pressure group, as saying.

“Many of the posts are laughable, but they have a serious financial impact for taxpayers. The last thing we need in the middle of a recession is to have hundreds of ‘non-jobs’ on the public payroll soaking up taxpayers’ money,” he added.

One of the worst offending councils is Newcastle upon Tyne, which employs a dedicated “breastfeeding peer support co-ordinator” and a “composting supervisor” who earns a salary of up to 23,470 pounds to run a facility that turns garden waste into compost.

A spokesman for the council mainly in management claimed all its posts were “necessary and sensible roles”. (ANI)