Brits neither want Brown nor Tories

London, Mar.30 (ANI): Almost one in four Labour supporters believe electing Gordon Brown as Prime Minister for another term would be “unthinkable”.

However, 51 per cent say they personally feel no enthusiasm for the Conservative Party, according to an opinion poll for The Independent.

Forty-four per cent disagree with this statement, while 42 percent disagree with the comment on Conservatives.

Remarkably, a quarter (24 per cent) of those people who intend to vote Tory say they have no enthusiasm for the party.

The ComRes survey suggests the mood of the nation is one of “a plague on both your houses” as Labour and the Tories struggle to inspire voters ahead of a general election expected on 6 May.

According to the poll, the Tories have halted a recent slip in their fortunes and now enjoy a seven-point lead, up two points on last month.

They are on 37 per cent (no change), Labour on 30 per cent (down two points), the Liberal Democrats on 20 per cent (up one point) and other parties on 13 per cent (up one).

The result is a blow to the Tories, who are also unlikely to have been boosted by the performance of George Osborne during Channel 4”s Chancellors debate last night.

If the figures from the ComRes poll were repeated at an election, it would result in a hung parliament in which David Cameron would be 31 seats short of an overall majority. The Tories would have 295 MPs, Labour 266, the Liberal Democrats 57 and other parties 14.

The Tories are 11 points ahead of Labour in the top AB social group but Mr Brown”s party enjoys the same advantage in the bottom DE group after winning back some traditional Labour supporters since the turn of the year. (ANI)

Pimp Your Vocab – the ‘Teenglish’ dictionary that demystifies slangs!

London, September 16 (ANI): Baffled parents trying to make sense of words coming out of their teenage children’s mouth have help at hand, for a guide demystifying the slang used by youngsters has been published.

Lucy Tobin, the author of ‘Pimp Your Vocab’, revealed she was hit with the idea of a new dictionary of “teenglish” terminology while at university, when a tutor was left puzzled by the term “IM-ing”.

“So after we students explained IM-ing – when you ‘talk’ to friends online via instant messaging – I started to think: do adults ever wonder if it’s a good thing when a student says they “got owned”?” the Telegraph quoted her as saying.

“Do tutors consider whether they’re being complimented when someone calls them teek? On discovering a pupil talking about being fraped, should you call the police?

“So I wrote down a guide to the language the kids use. It might not get on to the linguistics reading list for a while, but it could help staff-student communication,” she added.

Tobin hopes the dictionary would help bridge the communication gap between staff-student.

She said: “Language changes fast and that can scare the hell out of parents, teachers and anyone who no longer braves the clubs on Friday night for fear of being ‘too old’.

“In communicating with a Teenglish-speaking randomer (that’s an outsider to your social group) their words can seem like a new language.

“Meaning is not an exact science, but depends on mutual agreement between reader and writer, speaker and listener, teenager and adult.”

Some teenglish terms explained:

Allow (that): means “absolutely no way”.

Big up: to praise or congratulate someone.

CBA: “can’t be arsed”

Frape: a compound of Facebook and rape, describing someone’s social networking profile being hacked into and changed.

Neek: a combination of nerd and geek.

Obv: abbreviation for obvious.

Owned: to be humiliated or embarrassed, usually after being shown up or exposed in some way.

Smacked it: to have done well at a particular activity.

Teek: adjective for very old – older. Derives from “antique”.

Wagwan: a greeting. Stands for “What’s going on?”

Waste: someone who acts in an idiosyncratic way.

Woop woop: a noise made to denote happiness or congratulate someone. (ANI)

War talks can boost older adults’ mental health

London, Sept 11 (ANI): Encouraging elderly to talk about old times can actually improve their memory and limit effects of dementia, finds a new study.

The research team led by Professor Catherine Haslam, at the University of Exeter, showed that ‘reminiscence therapy’ can significantly increase cognitive recall and agility of the mind by up to 12 per cent within six weeks.

During the study, the researchers recruited 73 people – aged between 70 and 90 and some with dementia – and split them into three groups.

The first group was made to sit around once a week in sets of five and reminisce about the old days such as childhood, weddings and family holidays, as well objects that could spark memories such as old-fashioned ink pots and hats.

After six weeks, the standard cognitive tests showed that the memory had improved by 12 per cent. Those suffering dementia saw an improvement of about eight per cent.

In contrast, the two other groups – one that was encouraged to play skittles – and another that was encouraged to have one on one chats showed very little improvement in their brain power.

“The people we were talking to were more than happy to bring up the war. It emerged as a very important part of their lives. As well as it improving their memory some people found it incredibly enjoyable,” the Telegraph quoted Prof Haslam, a neuropsychologist as saying.

“It doesn’t actually reverse dementia but it seems to make the most of their residual abilities,” she added.

Professor Alex Haslam, her husband, who was also carrying out research into social groups at the university, said the result were very significant.

“If you had a drug that could do that you would that you would make a lot of money. The drug in this case is the social group,” he said. (ANI)

The way to hold your drink can reveal your personality

London, May 29 (ANI): The humble act of holding a drink can reveal a great deal about one’s personality, according to a new study.

After observing 500 drinkers in bars, Dr. Glenn Wilson, a consultant psychologist at King’s College, London, categorised all revellers into one of eight different personality types, which could be found out by their drinking style.

He analysed the drinkers’ body language, and then advised on their openness to being approached.

“The simple act of holding a drink displays a lot more about us than we realise – or might want to divulge,” the Telegraph quoted Wilson as saying.

“The next time you’re in a bar, it might be worth thinking about what you’re saying to the people around you just by the way you’re holding your glass,” he added.

The eight types identified by Wilson are:

1. The Flirt

Usually a woman, who holds her glass with dainty, splayed fingers and uses it in a provocative way. She may position it over her cleavage so as to draw attention to her attributes or peer over the rim to make eye contact when taking a sip. She may “tease” the rim of the glass with her finger, perhaps dipping it into the drink and sucking it dry. Assuming her agenda is appealing, the best way to approach is with reciprocal flirtatious gestures.

Celebrities: Jordan, Paris Hilton, Kate Walsh (from The Apprentice)

2. The Gossip

This (mainly female) drinker tends to cluster in all-female groups talking about other people, and can be critical. She holds a wine glass by the bowl and uses it to gesticulate and make points in conversation. She is inclined to lean over her drink, in towards others so as to speak confidentially. This person already has a close-knit social group with little inclination to extend it, so advances from outsiders are not usually welcome.

Celebrities: Kate Moss, Sadie Frost.

3. The Fun-lover

This type of drinker may be a man or a woman, who drinks to be sociable and values togetherness. A convivial individual, he or she enjoys being with their friends, and likes a laugh. Swigs taken from bottled drinks are short, so they don’t miss out on chipping in with the conversation. The bottle is held loosely at its shoulder for ease. This type of person is always happy to extend their social circle. The best way to approach them therefore is to leap directly into light, good-humoured conversation and make them laugh.

Celebrities: Sarah Harding, Helen Chamberlain (from Soccer AM)

4. The Wallflower

This is a shy, submissive individual who holds the glass protectively, not letting go, as though afraid somebody will take it away. Palms are kept hidden and the glass is used as a social crutch – the drink is never quite finished, with a mouthful left in case of emergency. The drink is small. It may be drunk through a straw, which is fidgeted with, and used to stir the drink between sips. This individual needs to be approached in a gentle, sensitive way, with perhaps a few understated compliments to build self-confidence, but may eventually warm to overtures.

Celebrities: Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman

5. The Ice-queen

This is a mainly female type whose natural style is cold and defensive. She drinks from a wine glass, or a short glass, which is held firmly in a barrier position across the body so as to deter intimate approaches. It is usually a waste of time approaching this woman-she may be ready with a castrating put-down.

Celebrities: Victoria Beckham, Debra Barr (from The Apprentice)

6. The Playboy

This man is the active, self-confident, Don Juan-type seducer. He uses his (usually long) glass or bottle as a phallic prop, playing with it suggestively. He is inclined to be possessive, and can be tactile with his female companions.

Celebrities: Russell Brand, David Walliams

7. The Jack the Lad

Such a man is conscious of his image and will drink a bottled beer, or cider. Inclined to be confident and arrogant, he can be territorial in his gestures, spreading himself over as much space as possible, for example, pushing the glass well away from himself and leaning back in his chair. If he’s drinking with his mates, he would be unlikely to welcome approaches from outside the group, unless sycophantic and ego enhancing.

Celebrities: Peter Andre, David Cameron, Jason Statham.

8. The Browbeater

This rather pugnacious type is again mostly male. He prefers large glasses, or bottles, which he uses as symbolic weapons, firmly grasped, and gesticulating in a threatening, “in the face” kind of way. Something of a know-it-all, he comes across as slightly hostile, even if only through verbal argument, or jokes targeted at others. He should be approached with great care, or not at all.

Celebrities: John Prescott, Russell Crowe, Gordon Brown. (ANI)

Early humans may have cared for disabled young 500,000 years ago

London, April 1 (ANI): A recently unearthed human skull, dating back to 500,000 years, shows signs of a disorder that might have caused mental retardation, which offers the earliest evidence that ancestors of Homo sapiens did not abandon young with severe birth defects.

According to a report in New Scientist, the skeleton belonged to a five to 12-year-old child who suffered from craniosynostosis.

The rare congenital condition occurs when two of the flat bones that make up the skull fuse together along their margins too early during fetal development, hindering brain growth.

Spanish researchers discovered the first pieces of the skull near Atapuerca, Spain, in 2001, but they only recently pieced enough of it together to make a conclusive diagnosis.

“We were sure we had evidence of a real pathology,” said Ana Gracia, a palaeoanthropologist at Complutense University in Madrid, who led the new study. “It’s obvious – you only have to look at the cranium,” she added.

The child suffered from a form of craniosynostosis that occurs in about 1 in every 200,000 children.

He or she was a member of the species Homo heidelbergensis, – early humans that lived in Europe up to 800,000 years ago and may have given rise to Neanderthals.

The discovery marks the earliest example of a human skeleton with signs of a physical deformity that that might have made the individual dependent on others for survival.

Most animals, including primates, sacrifice or abandon young born with crippling deformities, according to Gracia.

“It’s impossible to know whether the child suffered from any cognitive problems, but he or she would undoubtedly have looked different from family and friends,” she said.

According to Erik Trinkaus, a paleoanthropologist at Washington University in Saint Louis, Missouri, “The obvious conclusion is that this child was being helped by other members of the social group.” (ANI)