“Louie” a casserole of comedy

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) – Let’s stipulate that Louis C.K. is a funny guy. The challenge has been to find a vehicle that would transform him from a super stand-up to a TV star, a la Ray Romano, Jerry Seinfeld or even Kevin James and Jeff Foxworthy.

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Four years ago, HBO gave it a try with “Lucky Louie,” a conventional sitcom format fortified with added license only premium cable can take. Despite HBO’s well-earned reputation for patience, the show lasted only a single season.

A new series premiering Tuesday on FX, “Louie,” tries a different tack, alternating scenes of stand-up with related events in the comedian’s life. This approach, in which the star also is the writer, director and editor, does a much better job of translating Louis C.K.’s wit and comic irreverence to a weekly series. It deserves to catch on, though it’s back-and-forth style might make it a tougher sell to viewers, at least initially, based on the “Seinfeld” example.

In its current form, “Louie” is nothing if not eclectic. The focus shifts from episode to episode, and even within episodes, from family life to social life to politics to an “inside baseball” examination of comedy.

In the pilot, Louie muses about the lack of employees in school and, hence, the need for volunteers. The “real life” Louie then boards a school bus with his daughters for a field trip to a botanical gardens. He tells the unseen audience at the Comedy Cellar in New York that, in time, all relationships are doomed. Then he proves the point with an awkward first date that culminates with an emergency evacuation.

There’s a lot of unrelated material in a small amount of time, but it moves quickly, and the next laugh is never more than a few seconds away.

Subsequent episodes, all of them smart and funny, diverge wildly in tone. During the second outing, he seeks out a former childhood girlfriend with predictably bad results. Ricky Gervais dominates the third episode, playing a comically insensitive doctor who jokes about AIDS and laughs at his patient’s complaints. That same episode includes a discussion on politics with fellow comedian Nick Apollo that becomes violent.

Viewers often come to FX with the expectation they will be challenged by new perspectives on traditional genres. If enough of them take that approach, Louis C.K. will find the mass audience that has eluded him.

Schoolkids trapped in landslide rescued

A major tragedy was averted in Ladakh as Army troops, battling adverse weather conditions, rescued 11 schoolchildren who were trapped in a major landslide near Turtuk village in Nubra Valley on the Line of Control (LoC).

Giving details, a Defence Ministry spokesman at the Northern Command in Udhampur said on Sunday that a school bus carrying 15 children to Tyakshi — an Army Goodwill School ? was trapped in a landslide around 9.45 am on Thursday. Eleven of them were seriously injured.

Rescue operation was launched immediately under supervision of senior Army officers, the spokesman said and the children were taken out of the school bus trapped in the landslide. An Army medical team rushed to the site despite continuing landslides, and provided immediate first aid and treatment to the injured children.

Three Army helicopters were launched despite bad weather conditions to evacuate eight seriously injured children to Military Hospital at Hunder.

Three children were evacuated to Military Hospital, Leh by Air Force helicopter. Two of these children have been further air evacuated to an Army hospital in Delhi.

36 students injured in UP school bus mishap

Lucknow, May 11 (ANI): At least 36 students were injured when their school bus fell into a deep gorge in Uttar Pradesh”s Ambedkar Nagar District on Tuesday.

According to sources, the bus was carrying students of the Radiant Central Children”s Academy and fell into a gorge in the Jalalpur area, about 200 km from Lucknow.

The injured have been admitted to different hospitals in Ambedkar Nagar and Faizabad Districts. (ANI)

Will the Tillegra Dam be NSW’s latest backflip?

No one can accuse the New South Wales Government of being afraid to admit when it gets things wrong.

It has again this week put its hand up to say it made a mistake when it decided to merge Police and Emergency Services into one so-called ‘Super department.’

The super department has now been split up after vigorous complaints.

“We are listening to stakeholders, removing [an] extra layer of bureaucracy. It’s what emergency services and police have asked for,” said the NSW Premier Kristina Keneally in a message on Twitter.

The decision comes after a long list of about-faces which include:

* the axing of the controversial CBD Metro
* the decision to abandon the sale of land belonging to Hurlstone Agricultural High School
* the scrapping of privatisation plans for Cessnock Jail
* the reversal of a policy to ask parents to pay for school bus passes
* the decision not to close the Gaden Trout Hatchery at Jindabyne,
* the exclusion of hybrid cars from a new tax on vehicles

Environmentalists are hoping the State Government will perform another backflip – and scrap the controversial Tillegra Dam in the Hunter.

It is understood the $477-million project was close to being axed by the former Premier Nathan Rees.

Environmentalists are not the only ones opposed to the project.

Senior officials from a number of state government departments have also raised concerns.

The dam still needs to be approved by the state’s Planning Department and the Federal Environment Minister.

Ms Keneally today would not comment on the future of the project.

“Tillegra Dam is going through a merit assessment process and it is appropriate that it do so. All the issues that people have raised in relation to that proposal should be examined within that merit assessment process,” she said.

A recent Morgan Poll showed 61 per cent of respondents in the Hunter are opposed to construction of the dam.

There are a number of extremely marginal seats in the Hunter region, meaning there is a strong political argument for the NSW Government to scrap the project.

Up until now it has strongly defended the need for Tillegra Dam, saying it will secure the Hunter’s long term water supply.

However given the State Government’s recent record of walking away from controversial decisions there is every chance that it will bow to pressure and decide to abandon the dam.

Truck caused big crash: police

Northern Territory Police believe a truck caused yesterday’s crash that sandwiched a school bus between two trucks in Darwin’s rural area yesterday.

The crash injured 33 people and police said it appears a truck failed to stop in time and ran into the back of a bus on the Stuart Highway at Pinelands.

Six people remain in hospital with injuries including fractures.

Darwin Duty Superintendent Bob Harrison said the truck pushed the bus into a truck in front, which had slowed to give way to another bus.

“It appears the bendy bus actually wasn’t the cause of it,” Duty Superintendent Bob Harrison said.

“The truck in front the prime mover, with the two tipper trailers on, was actually giving way to the bendy bus so it could actually come out and merge into the traffic.

“Unfortunately the truck at the back of the other bus containing all the people failed to stop in time and ran into the back of the bus which pushed the bus containing all the passengers into the prime mover tipper.”

The Territory branch of the Australian Trucking Association said the collision has raised concerns about buses pulling out in front of fast moving traffic.

NT road rules state that motorists must give way to buses merging out of bus stops in speed zones of 70 kilometres per hour or less.

The trucking association’s Louise Belato says bus drivers generally do a fantastic job.

“It is just that what we have certainly had some complaints at times about buses within zones that are 80 kilometres or faster just pulling out into traffic directly, making an assumption that the vehicles behind them are going to be able to stop,” Ms Belato said.

Police have appealed to anyone who saw the accident happen to come forward.

Coming soon: a horror story on American Fritzl’s victim?

London, Sept 20 (ANI): Publishers and Hollywood studios have begun a multi-million dollar bidding war for the rights to sex slave Jaycee Dugard’s horrifying life story.

Fresh details of the American Fritzl’s victim have emerged, including that in the early days of her captivity, the terrified schoolgirl was so hungry she ate bugs and worms in the rambling back garden where she was held in tents and lock-up sheds, reports The Daily Express.

She had to use a garden hose to shower outside, even in winters, say detectives guarding her and her two daughters, fathered by kidnapper Phillip Garrido.

However, the public apparently is desperate for the full story of how Jaycee, now 29, survived after being snatched on her way to a school bus stop when she was only 11.

A New York literary agent, who estimates the book and film rights to be worth up to 12million dollars, said: “You couldn’t dream up a script like this. Americans can’t wait to hear the story from the girl who lived it.”

A Hollywood studio producer said: “Everyone is in the market for this story. Poor Jaycee’s life may have been hell for 18 years but she’ll never want for anything for the rest of it.”

Garrido, a registered sex offender, has been linked to six child abductions and murders stretching back years within a 400-mile radius of the ramshackle home in Antioch, California, where Jaycee was held. (ANI)

20 children sustain burn injuries as school bus catches fire in Mumbai

Panvel (Maharashtra), Aug 20(ANI): At least 20 school children sustained burn injuries, seven of them severe burns, when a school bus caught fire in Panvel in Raigad district of Maharashtra on Thursday, police said.

“Seven school children sustained severe burn injuries after a school bus they were traveling in caught fire. Of the seven, five were admitted to National Burns Hospital and two at Masina Hospital. The children with over 50 per cent burns are in critical condition,” said Ahmed Pathan, Police Inspector of Panvel.

According to reports, the private mini-bus was on its way to CKT High School in Navi Mumbai, situated about 30 kilometres from Panvel, when it caught fire around 7 a. m.

The injured were being treated at the National Burn Centre, Life Line Hospital, MGM Hospital and the Masina Hospital in Mumbai.

“The two children admitted at Masina Hospital are in the ICU and are in critical, but stable condition. The 11-year-old girl got 60 per cent burn injuries on her back, upper arms and legs. While the 10-year-old boy suffered 40 per cent burns on his lower legs,” said Dr Veena Sangare, in-charge at the Masina Hospital.

Meanwhile, driver and cleaner of the bus have been arrested and will be produced before a local court on Friday. (ANI)

School bus catches fire in Mumbai, 10 children seriously wounded

Panvel, Aug 20 (ANI): At least 10 children sustained serious burn injuries when a school bus caught fire in Panvel in Raigad district of Maharashtra on Thursday.

Three children are said to be in critical condition.

According to sources the private mini-bus was on its way to CKT High School in Navi Mumbai, situated about 30 kilometres from Panvel, caught fire at around 7 a. m.

The injured are being treated at the National Burn Centre and the Marine Hospitals in Mumbai.

Police suspect that a short-circuit might have caused the fire.

Te school authorities said the bus was hired by the parents of the children. (ANI)

10 dead, 20 injured in powerful car bomb blast in Peshawar

Peshawar, May 16 (ANI): At least ten persons including women and children were killed and twenty others were injured in a powerful car bomb blast in Peshawar on Saturday.

The blast occurred on the busy Circular Road in the densely populated Berisco area at Kashkal.

Sources said the bomb was planted in a vehicle parked outside an internet cafi.

Reports of indiscriminate firing were also received after the blast.

According to The News, a school bus carrying 15 children passing by the place of incident was totally damaged injuring 20 people mostly children.

All the injured have been admitted to the Lady Reading Hospital.

Several vehicles and buildings were also destroyed in the bomb blast which rocked the city.

Eyewitnesses said that the blast was targeted at a net cafi, which was receiving threats for sometime.

Meanwhile,Prime Minister Yusuf Raza Gilani strongly condemned the bomb blast saying the government would not be deterred by such heinous acts.

Gilani also directed the provincial government to make best possible arrangements to look after the injured. (ANI)

2 killed, 10 school children injured in UP road accident

Lucknow, Apr 25 (ANI): Two people were killed and ten school children injured when a bus in which they were travelling collided with another bus on Faizabad road this morning.

According to police, the accident occurred when the bus carrying students of the La Martiniere School collided with the public roadways bus.

One of the children and the driver of the school bus died on the spot,

The injured are undergoing treatment at the Lohia Hospital. Of the ten injured children, the condition of one was stated to be critical.

According to eyewitnesses, both buses were overspeeding.

Police have launched a search for the bus driver, who escape from the site of the accident. (ANI)

Patna mob baton charged

Patna, Apr 9 (ANI): Police resorted to baton charge to control a mob that had turned violent after a road mishap in Patna.

Trouble broke out after a speeding school bus knocked down a woman who was travelling with her brother on a motor cycle.

Soon, an enraged crowd of people gathered at the spot began damaging the windowpanes of the bus.

The police had to baton charge and also fire a few tear gas shells to disperse the infuriated persons who disrupted movement of traffic for about an hour.

“One pick up bus of the Delhi Public School knocked down a lady who died on the spot. People turned violent because of the incident,” said Anwar Hussain,uperintendent of Police.

Reportedly, the woman was knocked down by the bus and fatally injured happened to be a student of a nearby college.

The driver of the bus is believed to have managed to flee from the spot after the accident.

A similar incident was reported recently by a different bus driver of the same school. (ANI)

Four children killed in train engine-bus collision in Punjab

Talwandi (Punjab), Feb 2 (ANI): Four children were killed and 20 seriously injured when a train engine rammed into a school bus at an unmanned railway crossing near Talwandi on Ferozeopur-Ludhiana track in Punjab on Monday.

The incident took place at 8:20 a.m. when the bus carrying DAV School, Talwandi students was crossing the railway line.

Four children died on the spot. The injured have been admitted to hospital.

Further details are awaited. (ANI)