Robert Pattinson wants to star in ‘Kill Your Friends’ movie remake

Melbourne, May 18 (ANI): Robert Pattinson wants to star in movie remake of the novel, ‘Kill Your Friends’.

The actor hopes to play the role of A&R (Artist and Repertoire) man Steven Stelfox in the big-screen adaptation of John Niven’s satire on music industry.

“Rob is a huge fan of the novel. He is fascinated by the music industry and is keen to get involved in the project,” the Daily Telegraph quoted a source as telling the Sun.

The insider added: “He”s already approached producers telling them he wants to play the leading man.

If he bags the role, Pattinson will be seen doing drugs, sleeping with prostitutes and committing murder.

The source said: “If he gets the role it would be the darkest part he”s ever played.

“It”s an incredibly adult character and is bound to shock the tweens who account for such a huge part of Rob”s fan base.” (ANI)

Terrorist recruiters should be tackled with satirical shows: Report

London, Apr 16(ANI): The Demos, a British independent think tank and research institute, has suggested that terrorist recruiters should be tackled with satirical shows that portray Al-Qaeda as “narcissistic” and “irreligious”.

In a report, The Demos, recommends that shows as ‘Jihad! The Musical’ or the film ‘Four Lions’ by the Brass Eye satirist Chris Morris should be used to highlight the failings of violent philosophies.

It further said that those who turn to terrorism are often just “angry young men” who are rebelling against the society and see joining Al-Qaeda as “cool”, “romantic” and “glamorous.”

The report says that satire could be used to strip the “Al-Qaeda brand” of its glamour and mystique.

“For a minority, Al-Qaeda might seem a ‘cool’ gang to join, even though the truth is that its members are ignorant and incompetent,” The Telegraph quoted Jamie Bartlett, co-author of the report, as saying.

“This does not make it any less serious or dangerous. Terrorist activity amounts, all too often, to teenage kicks that kill,” he added.

The report also recommends that the British Government and Muslim community groups should offer exciting alternatives to Al-Qaeda such as schemes that allow young Western Muslims to volunteer in Afghanistan and Iraq. (ANI)

German academic calls humour ‘an act of aggression’

London, August 24 (ANI): A German academic sees humour as an act of aggression, and says that people who make others laugh think that they are higher up the social ladder than their audiences.

Helga Kotthoff, of the Frieburg University of Education, claims that dominant people exploit the ability to make others laugh as a degree of control to show that they are in charge.

“Those ‘on top’ are freer to make others laugh. They are also freer to be more aggressive and a lot of what is funny is making jokes at someone else’s expense,” the Telegraph quoted her as saying.

“Displaying humour means taking control of the situation from those higher up the hierarchy and this is risky for people of lower status, which before the 1960s meant women rarely made other people laugh-they couldn’t afford to.

“Comedy and satire are based on aggressiveness and not being nice. Until the 1960s it was seen as unladylike to be funny. But even now women tend to prefer telling jokes at their own expense and men tend to prefer telling jokes at other people’s expense,” she added.

According to Helga, the differences between men’s and women’s ability to become comedians starts very young.

She supports this by pointing out that boys as young as four can be seen telling more jokes, frolicking, and clowning about, whereas the girls tend to be the ones doing the laughing.

However, she adds, women tend to become funnier in later age because they feel freer to not be seen as ladylike.

Helga thinks that humour, including teasing, is a mix of “bonding and biting”, which is often used by women to form social bonds with their friends.

Men, on the other hand, often use humour to vent frustration, she says.

However, according to Helga, both sexes use comedy as a means of controlling others.

She said: “For example, doctors sometimes use humour to comfort patients but also to silence them if, for example, the patient displays too much knowledge of a medical condition. Nurses and midwives tend to tell jokes about patients but not when the doctor is present. And when someone initiates a joke they tend to be ignored if they are in the presence of someone of a higher status.”

Helga even suggested that it was because of the fact that most humour is an act of aggression that women rarely became comediennes in public or private until the sexual revolution of the 1960s.

“A study in the late 1980s showed that men use sexual jokes as a way of verbally undressing a woman who rebuts his advances; his humour was aggressive in essence,” she said.

The study was published in the Journal of Pragmatics. (ANI)

Gun Murugan makes 32.5 ft dosa in Ahmedabad

Ahmedabad, Aug 21 (ANI): In an attempt to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, Rajendra Prasad, protagonist of upcoming south Indian flick “Quick Gun Murugan”, made a 32.5 feet long dosa, a delicacy popular in southern parts of the country.

The attempt is also aimed at promoting the movie.

Sixteen chefs helped Prasad made the dosa at the Sankalp restaurant in Ahmedabad in less than 40 minutes.

Speaking on the occasion, Prasad said that by making the world’s longest dosa, he wants to promote the importance of promoting vegetarian lifestyle.

“The main subject of the “Quick Gun Murugan” is the epic battle between the vegetarian and non-vegetarian. But in this we are highlighting the importance of vegetarian in today’s time. So we wanted our vegetarian food to be into the world. So that’s why we are promoting this dosa,” said Prasad.

“Quick Gun Murugan”, the protagonist, is a cowboy fighting for the virtues of vegetarian food while the villain advocates non-vegetarian dishes. The film is a satire on the war between vegetarian and non-vegetarian food enthusiasts.

The movie is set to hit the theatres on August 28. (ANI)

An exhibition of cartoons on country’s current political scenario

Ahmedabad, May 15 (ANI): Shoeb Ahmed, an artist in Ahmedabad has put up a two-day exhibition of cartoons caricatured by him, depicting the country’s current political scenario.

The exhibition opened on Thursday and on view are around 70 caricatures of prominent political leaders bound to make visitors chuckle.

Ahmed has showcased through his witty creations, the agenda of various politicians and the aspirations of the public in the backdrop of the recently concluded elections.

In his caricatures, he also reckoned the perspective of a common voter and also touched upon certain odd events like the hurling of footwear at leaders, which startled the entire nation.

“I have used faces more in my work that are clear to me and are known to me. Like, Manmohan Singh, LK Advani, Narendra Modi, Sonia Gandhi among others. I have done a light satire on some events or on some other issue concerning them in my cartoons,” he said.

The visitors enjoyed glancing at the cartoons.

“People see cartoons and understand them. Those who can’t understand an event directly can understand through cartoons. They can gauge what’s one trying to convey and what’s happening in the reality,” said Gaurav Bhavsar, a visitor.

The exhibition will conclude today just a day prior to the counting of votes. (ANI)

Italy’s elegant Forte dei Marmi still lures the jet set

Forte dei Marmi – At the turn of the century, the Tuscan coastal town of Forte dei Marmi became hugely popular with artists, aristocrats and intellectuals from all over Europe.

Nowadays, the “beautiful people” still flock here to spend their holidays among the pine trees. In downtown Forte dei Marmi, the fashionable Café Versilia on the Piazza Garibaldi was a popular haunt for famous cultural names such as English writer Aldous Huxley, Italian poet Gabriele d’Annunzio or German author Thomas Mann. The latter allegedly based the character of the sorcerer, Cipolla, in his 1929 novella Mario and Magician on someone he met on the premises.

The tranquil resort on the attractive Versilia coast continues to lure an immaculately-clad jet set and remains a byword for elegance. Guests sip a glass of prosecco under the linen sunshades which line the far-reaching golden sands.

The beach bars are abuzz in the summer months, competing for attention alongside an extensive range of water sport activities and an ambitious cultural programme. The main beach stretches five kilometres between the rivulets of Fiumetto in the south and Cinquale to the north.

The name Forte dei Marmi translates as The Fortress of the Marble and the first settlers in this swampy area were dealers in the glossy white rock whose use in architecture goes back to classical Greek times.

In the 16th century, a certain Michelangelo Buonarotti, the Renaissance all-round genius commonly known only by his first name, was commissioned by Pope Leopold X. to draw up plans for the road to connect the marble quarries at Massa and Carrara in Apennine Mountains with the coast.

The artist set to work and both the road and a 300-metre along the pier were built so that the prized stone could be hauled aboard sailing ships. Today both locals and tourists gather at the spot to admire the spectacular sunsets.

A century later, the resort began to attract fishermen, farmers and quarry workers and it was in 1788 under the aegis of Grand Duke Leopold I that the town acquired its most notable landmark, the red brick fort in the main square “Il Fortino.”

Tourism in Forte dei Marmi only began to boom after World War II when wealthy Italian industrialists chose it as a summer retreat. Today the “Fortino” is home to the Museum for Satire and Caricature and visitors can admire exhibits dating back to antiquity as well as contemporary works. For those who want more there is even a specialised multimedia archive on the topic.

This town of around 8,500 residents – known to its admirers as “Forte” – offers an unusually rich tableau of cultural activities. There are numerous galleries and the town is a useful springboard for visits throughout Tuscany. Lucca, Florenz and Pisa are only a short ride away by local train.

There are plenty of chic cafes to visit in the central Forti and the town offers a wide range of hotel accommodation to suit all budgets. Four-star hotels line the promenade behind a fringe of oleander and palm trees while the more reasonably-priced establishments are generally found in the centre or on side streets.

The nearby Apennines offers all manner of sporting pursuits such as hiking and climbing tours while at the seaside windsurfers and kite surfers will find plenty to keep them occupied. A fine way of seeing Forti is from the saddle of a bicycle since in contrast to most places in Italy, the town has an extensive network of cycle paths. (dpa)

Mischa Barton set for TV return

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Washington, Apr 27 (ANI): Former ‘O.C.’ star Mischa Barton is all set to return to TV. She would be seen in a new fashion-based show alongside Ashton Kutcher./pp
The 23-year-old star had bid adieu to the teen drama in 2006 to pursue a movie career./pp
But now, Barton is getting back to her roots on the small screen in ‘A Beautiful Life’ – a satire based on the fashion industry. /pp
In the series, Mischa plays a New York-based model in the pilot episode, which also features a cameo appearance from supermodel Elle MACpherson. /pp
It’s a really great show. It’s like the O.C. but times 10. Everyone is dressed in the latest Versace and MCQueen. Zac Posen has a fashion show in the first episode and plays himself, Contactmusic quoted Barton as saying./pp
She added: It’s a younger version of Sex and the City. I play a super bitchy model in New York. If the pilot does well I will be spending a lot more time in New York. /pp
And the actress has confessed that she loved the clothes so much, that she took most of them home with her./pp
I bought most of my wardrobe, she said. (ANI)/p

Going by the books

Writers have books; political parties have manifestos. But while books are widely reviewed, no one cares much about reviewing manifestos.

But these noble tracts, too, have their lines of Tagore-like idealism, paragraphs of gibberish make a Lewis Carroll sit up, passages dipped with Orwellian satire that won’t be evident even to its writers. So with elections round the corner, what better time to put these sacred texts under the scanner of our in-house (and pretentious) book reviewer.

Not only will he dissect the things these pamphlets say, but also how they are said and what are left unsaid. None of the four manifestos below will be in bookstores near you.

Also, it’s doubtful whether any of them will be worthy of eternal discussion as the Marx’n'Engels potboiler The Communist Manifesto is. But then, these gaseous political adverts can do with a literary critic’s eye.

And who knows, some of us may even curl up with them in bed.

Brad Pitt to produce espionage thriller ‘The Night Manager’

Washington, Mar 17 (ANI): Hollywood actor Brad Pitt will be producing a film based on John Le Carre’s espionage thriller “The Night Manager.”

The story of the film revolves around the night manager of a European hotel who is recruited by intelligence agents to infiltrate the network of a dangerous international arms dealer, reports Variety.

Robert Edwards of 2006′s political satire “Land of the Blind,” has been roped to adapt the book.

Meanwhile, rumours are abuzz that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were caught in a scuffle over their twins’ nanny.

According to a US magazine, Pitt was caught red-handed by Jolie massaging the back of their “pretty young nanny” in their twins” bedroom.

While Pitt tried to calm the situation, the infuriated actress is said to have slapped him across his face. (ANI)

Controversial Fritzl satirical play opens in Vienna amid death threats

London, Feb 24 (ANI): A controversial stage comedy inspired by the case of Josef Fritzl, the Austrian man who fathered seven children with his daughter while keeping her captive in his cellar, has opened in Vienna.

The play, described as a satire, opened under heavy security after the director received death threats.

Originally called Pension Frizl: A Cellar Soap, the title was changed to Pension F: The Ultimate Media Satire following nationwide protests that culminated in vandalism attacks against the 3raum-anatomietheater, where the premiere is taking place in the presence of police and private security.

Hubert Hubsi Kramar, a controversial actor, has written and directed the Fritzl play and plays the main role.

Speaking on the phone from the stage immediately before the performance, Mr Kramar, 60, told The Telegraph: “I have received anonymous death threats, the exterior of the theatre was vandalised, and people ripped the promotion posters and put glue in the lock of the stage entrance door.”

He said tickets for the first night had sold out, mainly to foreign journalists.

Kramar, a Harvard graduate, said that he had to hire a private security company, in addition to requesting police protection, in order to guarantee the safety of his ensemble and the theatre staff.

“It is all a result of a smear campaign after the tabloid press immediately assumed it was an incest comedy poking fun at the victims of a terrible crime, which is of course not true.

“The piece is actually based on the media coverage of the case, it is a satire that deals with the depiction of victims and perpetrators and culminates in a tragedy about the role of media and politics,” Kramar said.

Fritzl, 73, a retired engineer and property developer, will appear in court on March 16 for incarcerating his daughter Elisabeth, 42, for over 24 years in a purpose-built concrete dungeon connected to the cellar beneath his home in the town of Amstetten.

He has been charged with murder, as well as false imprisonment, rape, incest, slavery and coercion. (ANI)

Elisabeth Fritzl ‘shocked’ over ‘dungeon dad’ stage show plans

London, Jan 20 (ANI): Josef Fritzl’s daughter Elisabeth, who bore her father seven children while held captive in a cellar for 24 years, is said to be shocked by an Austrian theatre’s plans to stage a play based on the dungeon fiend.

A theatre in Vienna is planning on producing a soap opera based on the life of Fritzl.

The Raum-Anatomie theatre said the show will be titled “Pension Fritzl” – German for “Fritzl’s Bed and Breakfast” and will run from February 23rd.

Controversial comedian Hubert Kramar is set to star in the show, reports Sky News.

Quoting organisers the Austrian Times stated that the production is a satire on the Austrian society that allowed the horrific incest to take place.

But friends of Elisabeth say the 42-year-old is horrified by the plans.

“What happened to Elisabeth is no laughing matter,” one family friend told the Austrian Times.

“It upsets her that anyone could think what happened to her is a suitable subject for entertainment,” the pal added.

Fritzl, 73, has been charged with murder, rape, slavery, incest, imprisonment and abuse.

He faces life in prison if convicted at his trial, which is expected to take place in March this year.

The case only came to light last year when one of Elisabeth’s daughters was taken ill and admitted to hospital. (ANI)