Land Rover launches ‘world’s toughest phone’

London, July 3 (ANI): Land Rover has unveiled what it claims to be the world’s strongest phone, after the gadget survived being dropped from a tall building, stood on by an elephant, and roasted in an oven.

Called the new S1 mobile, the ‘indestructible’ device was developed after the car giant teamed up with phone manufacturer Sonim.

During durability tests, the phone was run over with a Land Rover, submerged in mud, and had an elephant stand on it.

Aimed at appealing to builders and workmen, the S1 features up to 1,500 hours of battery life, a 2.0 megapixel camera, and an extra loud ringtone to be heard over the sound of heavy machinery.

Tesco launched the phone with a price tag of 249.99 pounds, and are so confident it can’t be broken that it comes with an unconditional three-year guarantee.

However, staff at British tabloid The Sun managed to crush the S1 under the weight of a three-tonne forklift truck.

The phone, however, did survive being roasted in an oven at 150 degrees centigrade, soaked in a pint of lager and tossed from the second floor of a building. (ANI)

Kerry Katona piles on the pounds she lost from £15k liposuction

London, June 21 (ANI): Kerry Katona has piled back the pounds she lost from 15000-pound liposuction.

Six months ago, Katona showed off a svelte new size 8 figure after liposuction and plastic surgery hoovered away her blubber.

However, she is back to the tubby look. She was sported lounging by the hotel pool in a flowery bikini with hubby Mark Croft and bingeing on a massive mega meal of three lunches.

The former Atomic Kitten’s feeding frenzy began with a hearty plate of fish and chips at the restaurant alongside, washed down with a can of coke – not the diet kind, obviously.

Next she ordered a greasy plateful of pork ribs with yet more chips plus a pint of lager.

And as she licked her fingers after gnawing off the last morsel from the bones the former Atomic Kitten pop star still wasn’t done.

She then tucked into a piled platter of fried garlic prawns. This time Katona’s beverage of choice to offset the piquancy of the dish was a Bacardi Breezer.

“Kerry was eating like there was no tomorrow, really shovelling it back. Just one of those meals would have done me. I couldn’t have kept up with her,” the News of the World quoted another holidaymaker as saying.

“The three platefuls came up one after the other and she took just 11/2 hours to polish the lot off.

“I was amazed because her husband looks quite a slim bloke-but he was even feeding Kerry extra titbits off his fork. She was obviously relishing every mouthful. And she didn’t seem to worry what anyone thought about all the food she was ordering.

“Afterwards she just walked back to the pool and cooled off in the water, juggling her giant boobs about,” the holidaymaker added. (ANI)

In UK, cocaine now cheaper than lager and wine

London, Feb.13 (ANI): A line of cocaine is now cheaper than a pint of lager or a glass of wine, official figures in Britain have disclosed.

According to DrugScope, a charity that provides research and advice on drugs policy, gram of cocaine can make between 10 and 20 lines for snorting, depending on its strength.

That means a line of cocaine can cost as little as a pound, with an average price per line of between two and four pounds. The average price of a pint of lager is around 2.75 pounds, although some pub chains have reacted to the credit crunch by cutting the price of a pint as low as 99 pence. A glass of wine typically costs 3.50 pounds.

According to The Telegraph, the Home Office has admitted that the street price of both cocaine and heroin has fallen by nearly half in the last ten years, making the most dangerous illegal drugs cheaper than they have ever been.

Based on reports from police forces, the Home Office said that cocaine is now being sold for as little as 20 pounds a gram in some parts of the country.

The most common price for the drug is 40 pounds per gram. Home Office figures for 1998 show the average price was 77 pounds.

A gram of heroin can now be bought for as little as 25 pounds, with the average price somewhere between £40 and £50 per gram. In 1998, the average was 74 pounds.

The Home Office figures are based on data collected from police forces and the Serious Organised Crime Agency.

The figures were uncovered by the Tories, who said they proved that Labour had failed to stem the flow of Class A drugs into the UK. (ANI)