Stranded in Oslo, Cleese takes taxi to Brussels

British comedy legend John Cleese took a $5,400 taxi ride from Oslo to Brussels after becoming stranded in Europe’s volcanic ash travel crisis.

“We checked every option, but there were no boats and no train tickets available,” Cleese told Norwegian TV2 in a telephone interview posted on the network’s website in Norwegian.

“That’s when my fabulous assistant determined the easiest thing would be to take a taxi.”

The bill? A whopping 30,000 kroner ($5,400), said Cleese, who was visiting the Norwegian capital to take part in the popular Scandinavian talk show Skavlan.

The taxi carried two extra drivers for the 1,500-kilometre drive, TV2 reported.

“It will be interesting. I’m not in a hurry,” Cleese said, adding that from Brussels he planned to take the Eurostar train to London, where he hoped to arrive by 3:00pm (local time) Saturday.

“I will think about a joke you’ve probably already heard: How do you get God to laugh? Tell him your plans,” Cleese said.

The comedian, famous for his roles in Fawlty Towers and Monty Python, is not the only one spending heavily on taxis as the volcanic ash from Iceland spreads over Europe.

According to Oslo Taxi, drivers have made numerous trips between Oslo and Stockholm since Thursday and a number of fares have gone even further.

“The longest trip so far was from Oslo to Paris,” Oslo Taxi spokesman Lars Dolva told the NTB news agency.

Cult hails Indian-origin British economist as a Messiah

London, March 25 (ANI): An Indian-origin British economist is baffled because a cult is hailing him as a Messiah.

Raj Patel, 37, from Golders Green, North London, was flooded with emails from followers of Share International following a TV interview in the US.

And with striking similarity to a scene in Monty Python”s Life Of Brian, wherein Brian is mistaken for the saviour, Raj was forced to say: “I”m not the messiah… I”m just an economics expert!”

It all started when Raj made a telly appearance two months ago to promote his book on the global financial crisis, The Value Of Nothing.

Just two days later, Benjamin Creme, 87, founder of Share International, declared the arrival of the Messiah his cult calls “Maitreya”.

He told followers: “Maitreya recently gave his first interview in America.

“The master of all the masters for the first time in human history himself came on a well-known television programme on a major network. But undeclared as Maitreya, just as one of us.”

Raj was mis-identified because he bears numerous prophesied characteristics of Maitreya.

Raj qualifies as Maitreya because just like him the saviour is believed to be dark-skinned, born in 1972 and raised in London;

Maitreya flew from India to Britain in 1977, which corresponds with the date Raj took a flight to the UK after holidaying in India;

Maitreya would make an appearance on TV and speak with a slight stutter – which Raj did on The Colbert Report show;

And Maitreya will immediately deny his identity just like Raj did.

“I started getting emails saying ”Are you the world teacher?”” the Sun quoted Raj, as saying.

He went on: “Then it wasn”t just random internet folk, but also friends saying, ”Have you seen this?”

“It”s absurd to be put in this position when I”m just some bloke.”

Even as Raj tried to distance himself from his holy credentials, two devotees from Detroit travelled 2,400 miles to meet him at a book signing in his current US home in San Francisco.

“They were really nice, straightforward people. They said they thought I was the Maitreya. They also said I had appeared in their dreams,” Raj said.

“I said, ”I”m really flattered you came all the way here, but it breaks my heart you spent all this money to meet someone who isn”t who you think he is.””

Crème, a Scot, established the cult in the 1950s. It believes that the 18 million-year-old Maitreya – who combines elements of Christianity, Buddhism, Hinduism, Judaism and Islam – has been living in the Himalayas for 2,000 years.

His arrival will unify humanity and make life better on Earth.

Share International has its HQ in Amsterdam while its offices are spread across the globe – in London, the US, Japan, France and Germany.

Creme has, however, refused to confirm or deny whether he believes Raj is his saviour.

Meanwhile Raj, who has since removed his contact details from his website, said: He said: “It frustrates me it might disappoint those looking for Maitreya that, in fact, I”m just an ordinary bloke.” (ANI)

‘Monty Python’ pals John Cleese and Michael Palin may work together again

London, September 20 (ANI): Former ‘Monty Python’ stars John Cleese, 69, and Michael Palin, 66, may soon be working together again.

They are said to have been discussing reuniting for the first time in more than a decade.

The pair met last month while Cleese, who lives in California, was in London after his 12million-pound divorce from third wife Alyce Faye Eichelberger.

Palin revealed on Michael Ball’s Radio 2 show that they were chatting about old times then Cleese, 69, said: “Wouldn’t it be good to act again?”

The Daily Express quoted Palin as saying: “I saw John the other night and we were saying it would be nice to do some acting again, so you never know.”

Palin’s agent, however, said that there were no definite plans yet for the pair to work together.

The pair starred together in the hit movie ‘A Fish Called Wanda’ in 1988, and its sequel ‘Fierce Creatures’ in 1997. (ANI)

Director Gilliam relieved he was rejected by ‘Harry Potter’ producers

Washington, September 8 (ANI): Terry Gilliam is relieved that he failed to become the director of the first ‘Harry Potter’ movie, for he would hate to work in a film “factory”.

He was author J. K. Rowling’s first choice to direct ‘Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone’ in 2000.

However, Warner Bros. studios snubbed him, and decided to go with Chris Columbus.

Gilliam was so infuriated by the then studio bosses’ decision that he denounced Columbus’ work as “terrible” and “pedestrian”.

However, the former ‘Monty Python’ legend is now relieved that he was overlooked, as he insists that he could not have handled studio bosses meddling with his work over revenue fears.

“That was one of my lucky moments. I would have gone crazy. It’s a f**king factory, working on Harry Potter. It is. The studios are staking everything on the success of those movies,” Contactmusic quoted him as having told Total Film magazine.

“It was way too expensive.Too much at stake. So they (studio bosses) interfere. It’s about serving something higher than yourself.It’s the film. The film is God and I’m worshipping… while I’m making it I become a zealot.

Basically, I’m a like a suicide bomber when it comes to my films!” he added. (ANI)

‘The Life Of Brian’ named most controversial film of all time

London, July 10 (ANI): Movie lovers have voted Monty Python’s ‘The Life Of Brian’ as the most controversial film of all time.

The spoof about Jesus, released in 1979, had been banned in Norway, Ireland, and some UK towns.

The film defeated ultra-violent ‘A Clockwork Orange’ to grab the top spot in a poll by rental service Lovefilm.

“The success of films like Life Of Brian proves that scandal sells,” the Mirror quoted spokeswoman Fliss White as saying.

Wes Craven’s ‘The Last House on the Left’ was placed at the third spot in the poll.

Rounding off at the fourth and fifth place were the ‘The War Game’ and ‘Pink Flamingos’, respectively.

The most controversial films of all time are:

1. The Life of Brian

2. A Clockwork Orange

3. The Last House on the Left

4. The War Game

5. Pink Flamingos (ANI)

Monty Python’s Flying Circus members to reunite for a documentary tribute

Washington, Mar 31 (ANI): The members of the Brit comedy TV show Monty Python’s Flying Circus are all set to reunite for an upcoming TV documentary tribute.

The remaining members of the sitcom – John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin and Terry Gilliam – have all given their nod to the 6-episode Monty Python documentary ‘Almost the Truth’ (The Lawyer’s Cut), which will debut in America as part of cable network IFC’s Python Week.

“This is the documentary I always hoped would be made – something so complete and so faithful to the truth that I don’t need to watch it,” Contactmusic quoted Terry Jones as saying.

The documentary will “study the Pythons up close” and feature the thoughts of fans who are “rock stars, comedians, actors, politicians, writers, broadcasters, religious groups, Python-haters and potential axe murderers.”

Playboy boss Hugh Hefner, Eddie Izzard, Dan Aykroyd and Tim Roth will also contribute to the documentary with their thoughts.

IFC boss George Lentz said: “This is the first time the Pythons have come together for a project since 1983′s Monty Python’s Meaning of Life. This documentary series is a final opportunity for them to chronicle the Python phenomenon on record as they approach their 40th anniversary, and leave it at that.”

The documentary will also serve as a tribute to late Python actor Graham Chapman, who lost his battle with cancer in 1989.

Following the TV run, the documentary will be released on DVD internationally. (ANI)

1,600-year-old Roman joke book reveals classic gags

London, Mar 15 (ANI): A book of jokes has emerged which casts the Romans in a new and less serious-minded light.

Classics professor Mary Beard has brought to light a volume more than 1,600 years old, which she says shows the Romans not to be the “pompous, bridge-building toga wearers” they’re often believed as, but rather a race ready to laugh at themselves.

The tome, written in Greek, Philogelos, or The Laughter Lover, dates to the third or fourth century AD.

It contains some 260 jokes which Beard said are “very similar” to the contemporary jokes.

“They’re also poking fun at certain types of foreigners – people from Abdera, a city in Thrace, were very, very stupid, almost as stupid as [they thought] eggheads [were],” The Guardian quoted Beard, as saying.

Professor Beard, who came across it while researching humour in the ancient world for a book on the subject, said most of the jokes were categorised into various themes including ‘the absentminded professor’ and ‘the charlatan prophet’.

There is also an ancient version of the Monty Python dead parrot sketch. (ANI)

Johnny Depp’s dream role is to be a Python, says Terry Gilliam

London, February 22 (ANI): Johnny Depp would love to be a part of Monty Python, the hit British TV comedy sketch show, according to director Terry Gilliam.

The Monty Python creator revealed that Depp looked up to the six comedians in the group whose influence in comedy has often been compared to The Beatles’ influence on music

“Johnny always wanted to be a Python, ” the Daily Express quoted him as saying.

“He loves comedy and said ‘If I could have been a Python I would’ve been happy,’” he added.

Speaking of his team work with the star, he continued: “He’s so fast. I have an idea, he has a sillier idea. We leapfrog. I think that’s the heart of it.” (ANI)

Monty Python classic tops Best ‘Alternative’ Funeral Songs poll

London, Jan 27 (ANI): The classic Monty Python song ‘Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life’ has topped a new poll of the Best ‘Alternative’ Funeral Songs.

The tune, taken from the film The Life Of Brian, beat competition from The Jam’s Going Underground and The Animals’ We Gotta Get Out Of This Place.

The survey, which was commissioned by the Children’s Society, also revealed that nine out of ten people find talking about funeral arrangements more difficult than discussing sex.

A fifth of those surveyed said they would like ‘Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life’ to be played at their funeral while 16 percent went for Cabaret, sung by Liza Minnelli.

Sid Vicious’s cover of My Way, They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa by Napoleon and Enjoy Yourself, It’s Later Than You Think by the Specials were other popular choices.

“Funerals have changed a lot in the past few years – more people are planning ahead to make their funerals personal and reflective of themselves,” the Telegraph quoted Lorraine Groves from the Children’s Society, as saying.

“We know many people prefer a simple affair and would rather their mourners give donations in memory rather than lots of flowers, along with a little light hearted twist during the proceedings like an alternative song,” Groves added.

The top 10 ‘alternative’ funeral songs:

1. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life – Eric Idle / Monty Python

2. Cabaret – Liza Minnelli

3. Wish Me Luck As You Wave Me Goodbye – Gracie Fields

4. My Way – Sid Vicious

5. They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa – Napoleon

6. Fame! I Want To Live Forever – The cast of Fame

7. We’ve Gotta Get Out Of This Place – The Animals

8. Going Underground – The Jam

9. Spirit In The Sky – Dr and The Medics

10. Enjoy Yourself, It’s Later Than You Think – The Specials (ANI)