Stephan Elliott unintentionally urinated on photog while filming Easy Virtue

Washington, May 8 (ANI): Australian film director Stephan Elliott has revealed how he inadvertently urinated on a snapper stalking Jessica Biel on the set of his English period comedy ‘Easy Virtue’.

He recalled that his crew was filming in a Nottinghamshire field, miles from the nearest restroom, at the time.

“We were shooting with Jessica and it would just have been so much of a hassle to walk all the way back to the loo, so I apologised to the cast and crew, made my excuses and wandered towards a nearby bush,” Contactmusic quoted him as saying.

“I was relieving myself and I looked down and I realised I was p**sing on a photographer.

“Fortunately, he was too flustered and embarrassed to take a shot,” he added.

Elliott even admitted that he would never want to swap places with Biel or her boyfriend Justin Timberlake, who visited the set on a couple of occasions.

He said that he just couldn’t deal with their level of fame.

“We had paparazzi everywhere. These guys can’t even fart without a camera being there. And there’s not a lot you can do about it,” he added. (ANI)

Katy Perry wants giant tattoo of Freddie Mercury’s face

London, Mar 18 (ANI): American singer Katy Perry has revealed that she would like to get a giant tattoo of late Freddie Mercury’s face.

Perry, 24, was doing a video interview with Florence Welch of Florence And The Machine for MySpace when she made the revelation.

“I nearly got a huge tattoo of Freddie Mercury’s face on my back a few years ago,” the Sun quoted her as saying.

“It’s probably for the best that I didn’t get it done, but I still want to do it,” she added.

The ‘I Kissed A Girl’ singer also revealed that she suffered from a very unladylike problem.

“I fart a lot. I’m hopping around and I’m a little gassy. I’ve had so many embarrassing moments but I don’t care,” she said. (ANI)

UK boffin using whoopee cushions to find world’s funniest fart!

London, Feb 21 (ANI): A researcher is conducting tests to find the world’s funniest flatulence noise – with the help of whoopee cushions!

Acoustics expert Professor Trevor Cox has set up a website where visitors hear six trumping noises and are asked to grade them.

Prof Cox, of Salford University, Manchester, has a long running interest in whoopee cushions and until recently held the record for having the largest one in the world, reports the Daily Express.

Cox was asked to set up the experiment by Comic Relief. They want thousands of ­people to cast votes ­before Red Nose Day on March 13.

Prof Cox, from Salford University, said: “The whoopee cushion has much in common with the human voice and how wind instruments work, so it is a memorable way of portraying some important science.” (ANI)

Armstrong back in the saddle for stage race

Armstrong back in the saddle for stage race Adelaide, Australia – Cycling legend Lance Armstrong looked comfortable Tuesday in his first stage race since the last of his seven Tour de France victories in 2005.

The 37-year-old Texan, out of retirement and at the head of the Astana Team, finished safely in the bunch in the first stage of Australia’s Tour Down Under in the south-coast city of Adelaide,

German Andre Greipel, last year’s winner of the six-day event, won a sprint finish ahead of Australians Stuart O’Grady and Baden Cooke.

Armstrong, like most of the 133 riders in the 140-kilometre stage, was content with an uneventful first day of the opening event of the 2009 professional road racing season.

The world’s most famous cancer survivor had his first taste of top-class racing Sunday in the 51-kilometre street-circuit criterium. In the curtain raiser to the 11th edition of the Tour Down Under, Armstrong also finished in the pack.

“I still go in with modest expectations – mixed with nerves and excitement,” Armstrong said before the start. “No major goals – other than to make it through and get back to the rhythm of racing.”

His fears of being the first rider dropped from the peloton were unfounded. The self-styled “old fart” looked comfortable over the first day’s easy climbs – despite the
30-degree heart.

It’s a gentle reintroduction to the rigours of road racing. The Tour Down Under, mostly over flat countryside and with stages averaging just 133 kilometres, is a world away from the savage climbs and 200-kilometre-plus stages of the Tour de France and other European majors.

Australia’s Stuart O’Grady, a two-time Tour Down Under winner, has joined others in predicting that Armstrong will show his mettle in the hilly stages on Wednesday and Saturday. The penultimate stage, Saturday, is when the riders tackle Willunga Hill – and an event-winning breakaway could be possible.

“He’s still one of the most gifted athletes to have walked the planet,” O’Grady said. “He’s a super-freak athlete, and we can’t forget that, even if he’s been out of the game for a few years.”

The Tour Down Under is unique in the 15-event ProTour calendar with all nights spent in Adelaide, with riders driven to the start of each outlying stage.

Race director Mike Turtur warned that the race had been toughened up after it earned ProTour status last year. Sprinters have dominated in previous years, with the usual ending being a bunch finish and only seconds separating those on the podium.

“It means that, in my opinion, you can be two minutes down on general classification and still win,” he said. “In the past, that wasn’t possible. It’s opened the race up.” (dpa)