Retired sheriff, 91, gives thief a black eye!

London, May 5 (ANI): When a thief decided to rob a 91-year-old retired sheriff”s home, he never expected he would have to fight his way out or end up with a black eye.

William Hook was at his Edinburgh townhouse when thief Michael MacKinnon burst in and covered his head with a cloth.

But Hook fought back and gave the intruder a black eye, before forcing him out through his back door, where he became stuck in a river and was arrested by police.

Hook admitted he was “perhaps naïve” to leave his front door unlocked, allowing MacKinnon to walk in and ransack his home in January.

“I would not like to be seen to be trying to influence matters,” the Scotsman quoted him as saying.

“I have nothing against the man and I know what he did to me was not personal. It is very serious, however, and one would imagine he will be imprisoned,” he said.

Hook, who feared he would never again see the medals he gained for service with the Royal Northumberland Fusiliers, said he was not scared.

“The chap walked in and stuck this thing over my face. He didn”t scare me in the slightest – in fact I like a bit of fisticuffs. He gave me a black eye so I gave him one back,” he explained.

“He probably thought he had got lucky when he saw me but there”s life in me yet and I thumped him as hard as I could. He was probably more scared than me.

“The police couldn”t bring him in for me to identify because he was soaking wet, poor chap.

“I”ve come through worse things in my life, that is for sure. I had a tough time as a PoW and came back showing nothing but rag and bone.

“Nevertheless, I survived and here I am today, still fighting off what the world throws at me,” he stated.

According to fiscal depute Ruth Ross-Davie, Hook had left his front door unlocked because he “regarded himself to be living in a good area”.

“MacKinnon entered a bedroom and went through all the drawers and cupboards, stealing a number of items including cufflinks, two medals, some gold buttons and tie pins,” she told Edinburgh Sheriff Court.

“He then approached Sheriff Hook, who was in the sitting room, and covered his head with a cloth and indicated he wanted him to give him all his money.

“He gave MacKinnon the 5 pound note which had been in his pocket at the time before the accused made his escape out the back door,” she added.

MacKinnon pleaded guilty to assault and robbery charges in court. (ANI)

Jennifer Aniston not interested in other stars’ lives

London, Sep 19 (ANI): Jennifer Aniston is livid over the public interest in her private life, as she herself doesn’t care what other stars are doing.

The ‘Friends’ star has vowed not to discuss her personal life, and is unhappy with the idea of strangers reading about her personal matters.

“I don’t know about your life. I don’t want to, truthfully. It’s not my business,” the Daily Express quoted her as having told Parade magazine.

“It’s a very strange thing, but somehow it’s like there was some clause somewhere that said, ‘Well, you’re a public person, so we get to go into your house and search through your drawers.’

“I don’t know who came up with it because I wouldn’t have signed on. I don’t think anybody would have,” she added. (ANI)

Britons keep 90m unused phone handsets at home!

London, Sep 14 (ANI): Britons keep almost 90 million unused phone handsets at home after they upgrade to new models, according to a countrywide survey.

The research revealed that 52 per cent keep unused phones at home in case a current handset is stolen, lost or broken.

In fact, more than two third Britons (68 per cent) have admitted to having more than one mobile phone hoarded at home.

Only 22 per cent of respondents actively recycle their phones, with 21 per cent opting instead to hand down old mobiles to friends and family.

Astonishingly, about four per cent people in the survey declared that they actually throw their mobile phones in the bin.

While the average lifespan of a mobile phone is around seven years, 87 per cent of respondents claimed to have had their current handset for less than two years.

Eighty one per cent Britons confessed that they upgrade their phones every one to two years.

“This survey shows that over the years we have become increasingly opportunistic and capricious when it comes to mobile phones,” the Telegraph quoted Tammy Arya, general manager at The Recycling Factory based in Boston, Lincolnshire, as saying.

“We generally change our handsets whenever a new, improved model is available or when we are offered an upgrade. This means that within the seven year average lifespan of a mobile phone most of us will go through around three or four handsets.

“As a result, there are now well over 90 million unused mobile phones lying around in drawers throughout the UK, or even worse, being binned.

“It is vital to encourage the public to start recycling their mobile phones to do their bit for the environment and help to keep unnecessary landfill waste to a minimum. It won’t cost anything,” she added.

She urged people to log on to The Recycling Factory website to send their old phone in free of charge and receive a cheque for the value of the phone. (ANI)

Queen Victoria’s 52-inch waist knickers go for £600 at auction

London, Sep 8 (ANI): A bizarre heirloom of the Royal Family has emerged in the form of a pair of oversized knickers belonging to Her Majesty Queen Victoria.

The linen “split drawers”, which had been hidden in a private collection for 100 years, measured 52 inches around the waist, and were sold at auction for 600 pounds to the Royal Ceremonial Dress Collection charity.

The bloomers, which are a size 38, were on September 7 displayed by Kensington Palace warder Victoria Wright, 22, reports the Sun.

They have an embroidered crown and VR – Victoria Regina, and may go on show when a 12 million pounds overhaul of royal outfits is completed in 2012 at the Palace in central London. (ANI)

Brit Mayor accused of breaking into women’s homes, wearing their undies

London, Aug 25 (ANI): A Brit Mayor, accused of breaking into women’s homes and wearing their undies, has resigned from his post.

Bachelor Ian Stafford, 58, who had been elected Mayor of Preesall and Knott End, Lancs, four years ago, resigned as a councillor immediately after his arrest on August 24, with charges of three counts of burglary.

This came to light after women reported to the police that their bras and knickers had vanished.

When cops examined footage from a camera a worried woman had secretly installed in her bedroom, they saw a semi-naked man going through the her drawers, and then putting on her knickers before performing a sex act.

“This will come as a surprise to anyone who knows him,” the Sun quoted Jill Marr, 63, who worked with him as a Mayoress, as saying.

“I always thought of him as a very quiet man who was a regular church-goer and very popular in the village.

“He was always extremely courteous and polite to me,” she said.

Her husband, town clerk Lionel Marr, said that Stafford sounded “upset”, as he offered his resignation.

Police said that part-time handyman and gardener Stafford, of Preesall, would appear in court next month. (ANI)

Now, a website to dump ex’s jewellery for cash and relief

Melbourne, Feb 18 (ANI): Can’t bear to look at that diamond bracelet your ex-boyfriend gifted you, who doesn’t want it back now? Well, then here’s a way to get rid of the piece and the bad memories that go with it- Exboyfriendjewelry.com.

With the promotional slogan “you don’t want it, he can’t have it back”, ex-boyfriendjewelry.com was set up a year ago by Megahn Perry and her step-mother Marie, as an online shopping website and venting portal.

And thanks to the website, ex-wives and girlfriends are now selling off their pre-break-up gifts, along with the story behind the merchandise.

Megahn, a Los Angeles actress and writer, was struck with the idea of the site when she tried to find a safe, reliable place to sell her “emotionally-loaded” jewellery after a divorce.

But when she was turned off by pawn shops, she realised there was a market for shifting jewellery languishing in drawers and the memories that made it too painful to wear.

However, she didn’t want to sell her stuff on eBay as it “felt too anonymous.”

“We offer a community atmosphereIt’s a place that is safe to open up about the relationship and get it off your chest,” News.com.au quoted Marie Perry as saying.

She added: “These items are usually fairly emotionally charged. People like to know they’re going to a good home and to someone who understands what they’ve been through. eBay is great, but for our user’s purposes it’s cold and, well …boring.”

The site attracts more than 50,000 page views a day, and has more than 21,000 registered users.

Currently, almost 1500 pieces are for sale, including listings for “gifts that should have been jewellery,” like branded bags and other accessories.

Although the Perrys said that they had no intention to make it a “male-bashing site,” a poll of 24,000 users revealed that 56 percent of them describe their boyfriend as either “a complete waste of oxygen” or “beneath my standards.”

One of the website’s users said that the site seemed like women were finally “achieving justice”.

However, Perry revealed that the most common form of jewellery sold on the site was anything heart-shaped.

“The ‘necklace’ section is overloaded with them. We recently started a T-shirt line for the site and one of our favourite shirts reads ’1 in every 10 relationships ends in heartshaped jewelry,’” she said.

And now the pair has even set up a sister site to ex-boyfriend jewellery, www.stuffthatsleftbehind.com, where users can tell their stories about the things that were left behind in their relationships. (ANI)