Drink Earl Grey, employ a cleaner, say ””””supper”””” instead of ””””dinner”””” to be posh!

London, June 04 (ANI): A new poll suggests employing a cleaner, saying ””””supper”””” instead of ””””dinner”””” and sipping on Earl Grey tea can help you be tagged as posh.

The survey conducted by Opinium Research also found that one fourth of the Brits think spending more than 10 pounds on a bottle of wine is a high-end thing to do.

Other ways of highlighting your class included telling others what school you went to while in your 30s.

The poll further found that a third of Britons considered themselves working class, reports the Telegraph.

Thirty percent said they were middle class. While 5 percent said social classes did not exist. (ANI)

World Cup viewing may wreak havoc on office computers across UK: Survey

London, May 20(ANI): A new survey has revealed that next month’s football World Cup in South Africa may wreak havoc on office computers across the UK, as millions of working Britons are planning to watch the event on their work machines.

According to a survey by Eclipse, an Internet service provider for small businesses and home users, 54 percent working Brits are planning to watch the World Cup on their work computer.

Eclipse claims that it might lead to office computer systems to slow down at the very least and, in some cases, crash entirely.

“UK workers clearly want to watch World Cup matches live on their PCs. However, we advise all businesses to be mindful about the impact this could have on their day-to-day business operations,” Sky News quoted Clodagh Murphy, from Eclipse, as saying.

“Streamed content uses a lot of bandwidth and this could seriously impact the performance of their business Internet connection. It could take much longer to download important files or use business-critical applications such as e-commerce sites, email or online backup,” she added.

Murphy further said there could be a potentially disruptive surge in broadband traffic, especially on June 23, when England plays against Slovenia.

“We expect huge interest in that match as it is England’s only group game that happens during the working day. It will be interesting to see how it impacts networks,” Murphy said.

“Companies need to be wary about a potential drain on employee productivity and the efficiency of their IT systems that the streaming of the World Cup could cause,” she added. (ANI)

Having sex injures 18 million Brits in a year!

London, May 8 (ANI): Having sex can end up causing more pain than expected – researchers have found about 18 million Britons have injured themselves during or after a romp.

Pulled muscles followed by back injuries, carpet burns and bruised elbows and knees are some of the most common complaints, reports The Daily Express.

Boffins found the bedroom to be only the fifth most dangerous place to have sex.

The stairs came second in the danger list, followed by the car and the shower.

One in ten people or their partner fell off the bed. One in 50 toppled off the washing machine, according to the poll of 1,000 adults by phonepiggybank.com.

Some got hurt making love in the loo, or in a cupboard at work.

Two per cent of the total polled were left with broken bones after sex. (ANI)

1 in 10 Brits has been injured while gardening!

London, Apr 30 (ANI): Around 10 percent of Britons have injured themselves while gardening, says a research.

This is four times as many as those who suffered on the ski-slopes, added the study, published in advance of the Mayday weekend.

DIY had a similarly high casualty rate with 1 in 20 enthusiasts hurt whilst repairing their houses, more than those harmed whilst horse riding or rock climbing, reports The Telegraph.

Carried out by AposTherapy, a new therapy to help people cope with chronic joint pains, the study found that walks in the country led to more accidents than mountain biking.

Dr Peter Mace, assistant medical director of Bupa, which provides the therapy, said: “Anyone planning to spend time gardening or decorating this weekend should remember that they may be using muscle groups and joints they haven’t exercised in a long while.

“There are simple precautions people can take to avoid injury and the onset of a chronic condition. For instance simple stretching and remembering correct posture can make a massive difference.” (ANI)

Party manifestoes outsell Harry Potter books in UK

London, April 28 (ANI): Election fever seems to be gripping Brits, as party manifesto sales in the UK are overshadowing the purchase of Harry Porter book series.

According to book retailer Waterstone”s, manifesto sales have increased by a record 160 per cent over 2005, even as the election is nearly a week away.

Lib Dem manifestoes are drawing almost 250 per cent more voters.

However, figures reveal the Conservatives are ahead with 38 per cent of the total manifesto sales so far at Waterstone”s, followed by the Liberal Democrats on 32 per cent and Labour on 30 per cent.

The Tories are selling almost double the election pamphlet they sold in 2005 levels (193percent).

Labour occupies the third position with 97 per cent.

“This is clearly the most important election in a generation,” Sky News quoted Andrew Lake, Waterstone”s politics buyer, as saying.

Lake added: “I”ve worked in books for nearly 20 years and have never seen such demand for manifestos.

“These titles are outselling some of Waterstone”s best-selling authors, including Nick Hornby and JK Rowling, and sales show no sign of abating.” (ANI)

Button having “best time” of his life after incredible start to F1 season

London, Apr 20(ANI): Reigning Formula One champion Jenson Button reckons he is having a fantastic time following his incredible start to the season.

Button is at the top of the drivers’ standings after leading home team-mate Lewis Hamilton in the Chinese Grand Prix on Sunday, and currently has a 10-point lead over second placed Mercedes’ Nico Rosberg.

“This is the best time of my life, no doubt. I’m the world champion and I’ve got the confidence that brings. I’m driving like a world champion,” The Sun quoted Button, as saying.

“I won three of the first four last year and now two out of four this season. That’s not a bad position to be in. Whatever happens in my career at McLaren now I think I”ve had a lot of fun already,” he added.

Meanwhile, Hamilton, who is at third place in the driver’s standings, denied reports that there were some problems between the two Brits.

“There are no issues. The good thing with me and Jenson is that we clearly want to beat each other,” Hamilton said.

“I’ve done it the hard way and he”s had the easier way. I’ve had great races but he has taken the right decisions and the easier route,” he added. (ANI)

1 in 10 Brits consumes 20 pints in an evening

Washington, April 20 (ANI): A study has found that extreme alcohol consumption in Britain is very much prevalent, with one in ten revellers drinking more than 40 units of alcohol in an evening.

The study conducted in the North West of England used measures of blood alcohol concentration, self-assessed and observer-assessed drunkenness to confirm that binge drinking is prevalent.

Researchers interviewed and ”breathalysed” revellers, finding that one in ten intended to drink more than 40 units by home time, with those using extended licensing hours having the most extreme alcoholic intentions.

Mark Bellis, from Liverpool John Moores University, worked with a team of researchers to carry out the study on 214 people in the city centres of Chester, Liverpool and Manchester.

“The UK has a well established culture of heavy drinking in nightlife settings. Despite this, there is relatively little information available on drunkenness with laws restricting sales of alcohol to drunk individuals being largely ignored,” he said.

“Using new techniques we examined the amounts people had drunk at interview and planned to continue to drink before going home.

“Combined with blood alcohol concentration measurement this provides a method for examining even extreme levels of alcohol consumption without exposing researchers to highly inebriated consumers who cannot remember how much they have drunk,” he stated.

Just over half (51 percent) of the people who reported feeling drunk at the interview said they intended to drink more alcohol that night.

The researchers also found that when individuals were informed about their blood alcohol level, it was more likely to encourage them to drink (nearly 1 in 4) than to reduce their alcohol consumption that night (less than 1 in 25).

“Commercial use of breathalysers to encourage individuals to drink more has already been attempted in some bars in the UK. As such technologies become more easily accessible there is a real danger it will further increase alcohol consumption,” Bellis said.

“Cities in the UK have adopted costly nightlife policing strategies aimed at protecting patrons from immediate alcohol-related harms by controlling violence and other anti-social behaviour.

“Implementing safety measures in nightlife environments is crucial to protecting public health, yet without reasonable efforts to reduce nightlife alcohol consumption, such measures may simply result in safer environments for drunks,” Bellis added about the results.

The findings have been published in BioMed Central”s open access journal Substance Abuse Treatment, Prevention and Policy. (ANI)

Brown ends up last in first UK TV poll debate

London, Apr.16 (ANI): Prime Minister Gordon Brown finished in last in Britain’s first ever television election debate last night.

According to The Sun, Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg, the bookies’ favourite, convincingly clinched top spot – with Conservative chief David Cameron came a comfortable second.

A YouGov snap poll for The Sun put the Lib Dem leader clearly ahead of his rivals, winning just over 50 percent of the full vote.

The results came last night as Brown was accused of using dodgy police figures during the live debate.

On the subject of law and order, he claimed cops would have to spend 80 per cent of their time on the beat under Labour.

In a direct confrontation with Cameron, he also claimed Labour was guaranteeing a rise in police funding.

The leaders of the main political parties went head to head in the first of three televised debates.

Brown said he could cut immigration by training young Brits to fill skills gaps.

Cameron attacked Labour’s hated National Insurance tax rise, calling it a “dark cloud”.

He also hammered the PM on wasting taxpayers’ billions and demanded: “Why should our taxes pay for government waste?”

On defence, all three leaders heaped praise on Britain’s brave armed forces.TV bosses took an on-the-spot decision to allow the debate to overrun by more than five minutes as the leaders had so much to say.

Brown was tetchy in his reactions and responses, while Cameron tried hard to come across as humble throughout. (ANI)

‘There”s nothing like Australia’ tagline to promote tourism Down Under

Melbourne, March 31(ANI): The new tagline of Tourism Australia is “There”s nothing like Australia”.

The earlier caption by model Lara Bingle, “So where the bloody hell are you?”” got banned by the Brits and could not be translated to the Japanese, making the authorities choose a fairly simpler one this time.

Tourism Australia managing director Andrew McEvoy suggested the tourism campaign aims to showcase the country as a great tourist destination.

“Australians want to tell the world passionately and proudly about our great country,”” News.com.au quoted McEvoy as saying.

And he described the new tag line as “a line for the ages””, hoping it to last for next 10 years.

Meanwhile, Federal Tourism Minister Martin Ferguson has asked Australians to participate in the campaign by submitting pictures and descriptions of their favourite local destinations on a new website www.nothinglikeaustralia.com starting April 15.

Apparently, the first stage of the campaign will cost just 4 million dollars, but Tourism Australia expects to invest at least 150m dollars over the next three years. (ANI)

6 in 10 Brits believe Brown lied about Iraq war funding

London, Mar. 20 (ANI): Six out of ten Britons believe that Prime Minister Gordon Brown lied to the nation about forces” funding.

According to a Sun News/YouGov poll, they thought the PM knew the truth but presented the twisted version to the Iraq War Inquiry panel and MPs.

The poll also found that just one in five – 22 per cent – think Brown made a genuine mistake, while 17 per cent don’t have any opinion on it.

On Wednesday, Brown admitted he misled Sir John Chilcot”s inquiry when he said defence cash went up every year in real terms under Labour.

However, a Commons watchdog found the budget went down for four years while he was Chancellor.

The embarrassing admission fuelled calls for Brown to be recalled to the inquiry to “clarify” his evidence.

The paper quoted Shadow Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox as saying: “Labour”s credibility on defence has been shot to pieces.

“Right up to the election we will remind Labour they denied troops vital body armour, cut the helicopter budget in the middle of two wars by 1.4billion pounds and did not provide sufficient armoured vehicles,” he added.

However, Brown”s official spokesman said: “I don”t think he has ever had anything to hide on this.” (ANI)

Britons spend 1 month of their lives looking for TV remote!

London, Sept 18 (ANI): Britons waste one month of their lives searching for the television remote control, a new study has found.

After studying 4,000 individuals, the researchers found that the average viewer loses it an average of 3.2 times a week and spends more than four minutes looking for it each time, reports The Scotsman.

That means each week Brits spend 15 minutes hunting for the device.

Kathryn Drought, of Sky, who led the study to launch the broadcaster’s Free Weekend Pass, said: “The remote control is such a well-used item in the nation’s homes.

“It’s one of those things we’re forever trying to find – normally down the back of the sofa.

“TV plays such a big part in our lives. It’s not surprising who is in control of the remote is such a hot household topic.”

Three in ten volunteers admitted hiding the remote from a partner or housemate, and 17 per cent have thrown it at someone in a fit of “remote rage”, the study found. (ANI)

Coldplay, Satriani reach settlement over plagiarism row

Washington, September 16 (ANI): Coldplay has reportedly reached a legal settlement with guitarist Joe Satriani over a plagiarism lawsuit.

The band were served with a lawsuit by Satriani, who alleged the rockers lifted his 2004 instrumental, “I Just Wanna Fly,” for the basic melody of “Viva La Vida”.

Both the parties were said to have settled the matter, and copyright infringement lawsuit has been dismissed, reports Contactmusic.

According to Billboard.com, a confession of any wrongdoing will not be required from the group, who have always denied the claims.

A statement from the Brits said: “If there are any similarities between our two pieces of music, they are entirely coincidental, and just as surprising to us as to him.”

Both sides declined to comment about the settlement. (ANI)

Top white lie to shun sex: I’m too tired

London, Sept 16 (ANI): The humble headache has had its day as far as excuses to avoid sex are concerned, for now the reigning white lie to snub a romp is ‘I’m too tired’, says a new survey.

“I’ve got a headache” has lost its lustre and fallen to number three in the list behind “I’m not in the mood”.

Other white lies to make the top five included “I’ve got to get up early in the morning” and “I’m pre-occupied with work”.he conclusion was made after studying 4,000 adults.

The not-so-kinky research also revealed that one in five Brits regularly make excuses to avoid having sex.

Seven out of 10 said they were often too exhausted to enjoy sex. And four out of 10 said the recession had played havoc with their sex life, the study found, reports The Telegraph.

A spokesman for www.OnePoll.com, which carried out the study, said: “The humble headache has had its day as far as excuses are concerned.

“Tiredness plays a much bigger part in our reasons not to climb between the sheets these days and enjoy some quality time together.

“And its hardly surprising when we are all working longer hours than ever before and have so many things to worry about.

“Fears over whether will be able to pay our mortgages or even whether we will have a job in a month’s time are bound to affect our bedroom performance.

“It was intriguing to see just how the recession has affected our passion levels too.”

The report also found men are more likely to make excuses than women with 27 per cent admitting they often avoided sex compared to 18 per cent of women.

Top Ten Sex Excuses

1. Too tired

2. I’m not in the mood

3. I’ve got a headache

4. I’ve got to get up in the morning

5. I’m pre-occupied with work

6. I’m angry with you

7. I can hear one of the children

8. You need a shower

9. I’ve got a bad back

10. Too soon in our relationship. (ANI)

One out of two Brits think England will win 2010 World Cup: Poll

London, Sep. 13 (ANI): One out of two British nationals believe that England can win the 2010 Soccer World Cup, a Sunday Times poll has revealed.

According to the YouGov poll, 49 percent of people believe England’s chances of winning are “excellent” or “good.”

The survey also revealed 20 percent nationals think the team’s chances are “poor,” while 12 percent say they are “hopeless.”

The new found confidence reflects the team’s 5-1 victory over Croatia this week, which sealed qualification for next year’s tournament in South Africa.

Times Online quoted England’s Italian manager Fabio Capello as saying that his minimum target is to reach the World Cup final on July 11 in Johannesburg.

And his dream final would be between England and Italy.

England’s success is being attributed to the discipline Capello has imposed on players, which includes limiting the attendance of WAGs. (ANI)

MI5 warns that young Brits heading for terrorist training Somalia soaring

London, Sep.13 (ANI): British intelligence chiefs have targeted war-torn Somalia as the next major challenge to their efforts to repel Islamic terrorism, after receiving reports of scores of youths leaving the UK for “jihad training” in that failed African state.

According to The Independent, MI5 bosses have warned ministers that the number of young Britons travelling to Somalia to fight in a “holy war”, or train in terror training camps, has soared in recent years as the country has emerged as an alternative base for radical Islamic groups.

The number of young Britons following the trail every year has more than quadrupled to at least 100 since 2004 – and analysts warn that the true figure (which would include those who enter the country overland) will be much higher.

However, the British authorities are particularly concerned about the number of people with no direct family connection to Somalia who are travelling to fight and train there.

The diversity suggests Somalia is flourishing as a training ground for radical British Muslims, who could join the local terrorist militia al-Shabaab (“the youth”), go on to join conflicts including the Afghan campaign, or return home to pose a security threat to the UK. (ANI)

It’s official: Britons are obsessed with weather

London, Sept 11 (ANI): Eight out of 10 Britons use current climatic conditions as the opening line when meeting a stranger, a new survey has found.

Queueing is their another favourite habit, with 70 percent of Brits favouring to wait in line compared to some of their European neighbours who favour pushing and shoving.

When it comes to takeaways, traditional fish and chips are still at the top, while more than half of Britons say their favourite luxury afternoon treat is a cream tea, reports The Daily Express.

The survey – by Debenhams – also found that the second-favourite conversation opener for Brit men is sport. But for women it is sex. (ANI)

London Mayor blasted for asking Brits to fast like Muslims during Ramadan

London, Sep 5 (ANI): The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, has been criticized for asking Brits to fast for a day so they would know what it is like to be a Muslim.

Johnson said people should starve themselves from dawn until dusk during Ramadan and then end their fast during a visit to their local mosque.

Steve Uncles, South East chairman of the English Democrats, blasted Johnson’s comments.

He said: “The indigenous culture of this country is based on Christianity and Paganism. Of course, as an open and tolerant society, if people want to practise other religions then good luck to them. But the state should not be funding them because otherwise we will lose our culture.”

Johnson, 45, was visiting the East London Mosque and London Muslim Centre when he made these comments, the Daily Star reported.

“Whether it’s in theatre, comedy, sports, music or politics, Muslims are challenging the traditional stereotypes and showing that they are, and want to be, a part of the mainstream community.

“That’s why I urge people, particularly during Ramadan, to find out more about Islam, increase your understanding and learning, even fast for a day with your Muslim neighbour and break your fast at the local mosque,” Johnson said.

He added: “There are valuable lessons that people of all backgrounds can learn from Islam, such as the importance of community spirit, family ties, compassion and helping those less fortunate, all of which lie at the heart of the teachings of Ramadan.” (ANI)

Chavs top the list of Brits’ 100 most annoying things

London, Sep 4 (ANI): A survey has revealed that chavs, who are typically portrayed as uncultured, anti-social, baseball cap wearing youths, have topped the list of the 100 most annoying things Brits find.

The survey revealed that more than 60 percent people found chavs to be “very annoying”.

The Brits were also annoyed by people driving too close behind them and people who smell, with 55 per cent and 52 per cent of the 3,000 people polled saying this was one of their biggest peeves.

Of the top 10 annoyances were people who eat with their mouth open (50 per cent), rude shop assistants (50 per cent), foreign call centres (49 per cent), stepping in dog dirt (49 per cent).

The list also included people who cough without covering their mouths (49 per cent), slow Internet connections (49 per cent) and poor customer service (47 per cent).

Lactofree’s Annual Intolerance Survey also found 79 percent of people were wound up easily by the little things in life, with 65 per cent driven to distraction.

On average, people find themselves getting annoyed more than three times a day and half of all respondents said they were likely to turn into a grumpy old man or woman.

The survey also found 39 per cent of Brits were cheesed off with the nation’s obsession with Z-list celebrities, while 38 per cent were fed up with the preoccupation with Katie Price and Peter Andre’s split saga.

Low on the list was the recession, with 31 per cent of people finding it annoying, and bankers, with 13 per cent finding them irritating.

Outside the top 100 were mice, mothers-in-law and karaoke, with 9 per cent of people finding these very annoying.

“‘This survey shows how intolerant we are as a nation, and how even the smallest of things annoy us – especially when, for many, their annoyances are driving them to distraction,” the Telegraph quoted Samantha Glassford, brand manager for Lactofree, as saying.

“‘This year the poll has shown how especially irritated we are by other people and their bad habits and how surprisingly low a nationwide burden such as the recession came in the annoyance list.

“For many of us, there really isn’t a cure for these everyday intolerances, yet when it comes to those food intolerances, there can be a solution.

“Lactofree, for example, will help those with lactose intolerance enjoy dairy again without any of the symptoms such as bloating, flatulence and feeling sluggish, so that’s one intolerance that can be dealt with,” she added. (ANI)

Recession-hit Brits’ new delicacy – cat food!

London, Sept 1 (ANI): Britons struggling to cope with the ongoing recession are munching on a new delicacy – cat food.

Pollack, once popular as a food for cats, has stormed up the “seafood charts”.

The popularity of the white fish – traditionally a cheap alternative to cod or haddock – has soared over the past year, reports the Daily Express.

According to fish experts, over 13,000 tons have been sold.

Salmon is a hot pick with Britons who ate away 600million pounds worth of it last year, followed by tuna, cod, haddock, and warm and cold water prawns.

Mackerel, Scampi and trout have also become popular. (ANI)

Two third of Brits hoping to get out of credit crunch within a year

London, Aug 31 (ANI): It seems that the days of economic slump are getting over for Britons, for at least two thirds of them believe that their financial situation will stay the same or improve over the next year.

According to a poll conducted by the Daily Telegraph/YouGov, with a growing number of people now feeling the worst of the recession has passed, the country appears to be regaining its “feel-good factor”.

The findings have indicated that the measure of people’s confidence in the future remains negative, at minus 14.

But it is much better than what it was 12 months ago – a miserable minus 67 – thus making the people in UK all smiles.

The researchers worked out the measure of confidence by asking respondents whether they believed their prospects were looking good, and would remain the same or grow worse in the coming 12 months.

They then calculated the feel-good factor by subtracting the percentage of those who thought their situation would worsen from the percentage who thought it would get better.

While this feel-good factor was minus 20, in June, it has risen by six more points since then.

Meanwhile, the most recent Business Confidence Monitor by the Institute of Chartered Accountants in England and Wales showed confidence among business professionals had moved into positive territory for the first time in two years.

This was interpreted as further evidence of an improving UK economy. (ANI)