‘Buy one, get one free boob implant’ billboard in Wisconsin raises stink!

Washington, Sept 4 (ANI): A Wisconsin cosmetic surgeon is raising eyebrows – thanks to the expert’s buy one, get one free breast implant offer!

A large billboard along Highway 41 has been erected by Hotchandani Laser and Vein Center in Appleton promoting the “unique” offer.

“In today’s economy we’re trying to come up with creative ads that’ll get people in the door,” Christine Martens, who works for Jones Sign and came up with the billboard for Hotchandani Laser and Vein Center, said.

Jones Sign says it has done its job by attracting clients.

“He’s already paid for the ad,” Martens said.

The owner of the cosmetic center, Dr. Gope Hotchandani, said: “This is a little different.

“It took me by surprise. We want to make sure we have a positive impression of what we’re doing. Kind of catchy, but borderline.”

However, a few in downtown Appleton are not too happy with it, reports Fox News.

“Very definitely too much, if it’s going to be on a billboard where teenagers see it,” Linda Naden said.

“I don’t have a problem with it,” Jim Wingrove said. “They advertise everything else.” (ANI)

Pink concert alerts Oz woman to her ballooning breast implant

Cairns, Aug 20 (ANI): An Aussie woman, who woke up with one breast double the size of the other, said that had she not attended American singer Pink’s concert, she would not have known there was a problem with her breast implant.

Cattle station worker Kimberley Koy’s breast had ballooned out overnight after a plane trip to Sydney to see Pink perform, and fearing that it might be breast cancer, she immediately visited her doctor.

But at the clinic, Koy came to know that the breast problem had started a week earlier, when she was stabbed in the chest by a runaway cow’s horn while working on a Cape York property.

Koy, who has C-cup silicone gel breast implants, had brushed the incident off as the horn did not break her skin or leave a bruise, and was oblivious to the damage it had done to her implant until it popped up after the plane flight.

“When I told the doctor I’d flown she said, ‘That makes perfect sense because air pressure forced out the silicone’,” Cairns.com.au quoted her as saying.

“I could have gone years without knowing.

“When I woke up the day after the plane trip it was double the size of my right one … I thought I had breast cancer.

“If I hadn’t have gone to the Pink concert I wouldn’t have known my breast was leaking,” she said.

Koy said that her breast had since shrunk, but still edged out further than the right one.

“It was like a coconut to an orange; it was bloody weird and incredibly noticeable,” she said.

“I just wanted everyone to hear my story because I think it is very funny.

“It felt like one breast had filled up with milk and the other hadn’t,” she added. (ANI)

Understaffed clinic ropes in nurses offering free boob jobs

Melbourne, May 25 (ANI): An understaffed clinic in Prague lured its new employees by offering free boob jobs, liposuction and tummy tucks as incentives.

Nurses, doctors and secretaries who sign up with the private clinic for three years are allowed to choose their free plastic surgery.

“It has been a success,” News.com.au quoted Jiri Schweitzer, a manager at the Iscare clinic, as saying.

The fully staffed clinic has now been forced to reject dozens of job applications.

Petra Kalivodova, a 31-year-old nurse who has been working at the clinic for four years, has had a breast implants – the most popular choice among nurses – so she underwent liposuction for her signing on perk.

“I have mentioned this to colleagues and friends, and the interest in working here is huge,” she said.

The clinic charges up to 5060 dollars for a breast implant, almost three times the average nurse’s monthly wage, and up to 3380 dollars for liposuction. (ANI)

Kerry Katona’s boobs up for grabs!

London, Mar 12 (ANI): Pop singer Kerry Katona is auctioning off her fake boobs to raise funds for breast cancer charity.

The 28-year-old former Atomic Kitten has put the 34GG silicone breast implant up for grabs on eBay, and has signed it “Lots of Love Kerry Katona”, reports Daily Star.

She also drew a picture of a stick woman with big boobs on the pink implant.

The pictures posted online show Katona posing with the fake breast and writing on it.

By last night bidding had reached just 21 pounds.

The proceeds from sale will go to a charity called Breast Cancer Aware. (ANI)

Paris Hilton’s plumped-up lips spark rumours of needlework

Washington, Jan 16 (ANI): American socialite Paris Hilton has sparked rumours that she has had her lips surgically enhanced, after she seen looking plumper in Sydney.

Though her rep has denied that she has had any alterations done to her lips, experts say that it definitely looks like she has.

“It definitely looks as though she had lip augmentation, probably with a hyaluronic acid like restylane on both lips,” Fox News quoted Fifth Ave-based cosmetic surgeon and dermatologist Dr. Lewis M Feder, as saying.

Famed Beverly Hills surgeon, Dr. Payman Simoni, also supported Feder’s comment.

“It seems that Paris Hilton has done what is one the most common cosmetic procedures after breast implant and that is the lip enhancement,” Simoni said.

“One tell-tale sign is the white shine at the borders of her upper lip which is usually achieved by injection of Hyaluronic acid commonly known as Juvaderm or Restylane.

“In this case of Paris Hilton, her lips would have been more improved if the physician enhanced her cupid bow. But overall, she had a great (apparent) lip enhancement,” he stated.

Added to the duo’s comments were Hollywood’s Ona Spa and Dr. Richard Fleming of the Beverly Hills Institute, who agreed that it appeared as though Hilton had undergone lip augmentation.

But 27-year-old Hilton’s rep has denied all claims, saying that she has never had any type of surgery before.

“She did not do anything to her lips. She has never had any type of plastic surgery whatsoever,” Hilton’s manager said. (ANI)