When Russell Crowe threw a log at Prince Andrew

London, May 11 (ANI): Russell Crowe shocked his co-stars on the set of ‘Robin Hood’ when he threw a log at visiting royal Prince Andrew, who is the second eldest son of Queen Elizabeth II.

The prince was visiting the set of Sir Ridley Scott”s film in Windsor Great Park – part of the royal family”s land – when Crowe threw a log prop at the prince to prove the royal heir is just a normal “bloke”.

“I”m happy he caught the log. It was an instinctive thing – it”s like when you are playing sport. I threw it where he had the best possible chance of catching it. The thing is, if I”d thrown it too hard I”d have made a complete jerk of myself, and it wasn”t about doing that.

“It was about showing a group of Englishmen, who were a little bit overawed with their prince being there, that”s he”s a bloke and is ready for a bit of fun,” The Daily Express quoted Crowe as telling Live magazine.

Crowe was charmed after meeting the prince.

“I really liked him. He”s smart, knowledgeable and very inquisitive. He told a funny story too. He said, ”I was having dinner with my mother, and I asked her if it was appropriate that I wear a suit when visiting the film set.”

“And his mother, who is the Queen after all, said, ”No Andrew, if you turn up in a suit people will think you”re a ninny (fool).” Whatever I thought I knew about him changed completely. He was charming,” he said. (ANI)

Relationship with BB babe Chanelle Hayes ‘just a bit of fun’: Jack Tweed

London, May 3 (ANI): Jack Tweed has apparently admitted to his friends that his relationship with Big Brother babe Chanelle Hayes is ‘just a bit of fun.’

His friends also revealed that Jack has no intentions of fathering 22-year-old Hayes’ unborn baby, reports The Daily Star.

The couple has been spotted several times but Jack recently successfully defended himself against the recent rape trial charged on him.

It is just a “friendship that he thinks could lead to sex,” a source said.

“Will he be a father to that kid? Get real. Jack certainly doesn”t consider Chanelle his girlfriend. It”s just a bit of fun for him,” the source added. (ANI)

Brit Mayor apologizes for comparing illegal immigrants to sperm on Facebook

London, Apr 16(ANI): Great Torrington Mayor, Sue Mills, has made a public apology for posting a joke on her Facebook page comparing illegal immigrants to sperm.

lls wrote: “Illegal immigrants are like sperm – millions of them come in, but only one works.”

While apologizing for the comment, the 50-year-old said: “I accept the comments on my page were out of character and never intended to cause offence.”It was intended as a bit of fun and not designed to upset anyone. I wish to publicly apologize for this mistake and deeply regret any upset I may have caused,” The Telegraph quoted Mills, as saying.

Supporting the Mayor, town clerk Michael Tyghe said: “I have known Sue for sometime now and one thing she is not is racist. This is just a regrettable mistake in my opinion.”

Mills has been on Great Torrington Town Council for seven years and became Mayor in May 2009. (ANI)

Brit Mayor apologizes for comparing illegal immigrants to sperm on Facebook

London, Apr 16(ANI): Great Torrington Mayor, Sue Mills, has made a public apology for posting a joke on her Facebook page comparing illegal immigrants to sperm.

Mills wrote: “Illegal immigrants are like sperm – millions of them come in, but only one works.”

While apologizing for the comment, the 50-year-old said: “I accept the comments on my page were out of character and never intended to cause offence.”

“It was intended as a bit of fun and not designed to upset anyone. I wish to publicly apologize for this mistake and deeply regret any upset I may have caused,” The Telegraph quoted Mills, as saying.

Supporting the Mayor, town clerk Michael Tyghe said: “I have known Sue for sometime now and one thing she is not is racist. This is just a regrettable mistake in my opinion.”

Mills has been on Great Torrington Town Council for seven years and became Mayor in May 2009. (ANI)

Abbott’s togs to hang at Alice pub

Federal Opposition Leader Tony Abbott’s bright red swimming trunks and cap will be put on display in an Alice Springs pub.

Mr Abbott made the outfit famous when he wore them in a race.

Avril Vaughn owns a pub in Alice Springs and bought the ensemble in an online charity auction for $3,400.

She said it was “a lot of money to get into someone’s pants” but it was for a good cause.

The money raised from the sale has gone to the Spastic Centre.

“Alice is full of fun-loving people and they I’m sure will see it for the bit of fun that it is, and a donation to a great cause,” she said.

But she has no great affection for the Liberal Party leader.

“No particular fascination, but I think for a 52-year-old man I thought he sports those Speedos pretty well.”

Butler apologises to ex-school crush – after namechecking her on TV

London, March 30(ANI): Actor Gerard Butler called his teenage crush Julie Morrison and apologized, after naming her on US TV show.

The ‘300’ star had appeared in comedian Jimmy Kimmel”s late-night show, where he had revealed details of women who had dumped him.

He had said: “This girl, Julie Morrison… was the one you”d end up round the back of the bike sheds with… I”ll never forget her walking up the stairs… and I said something to her and then I gave her a long, lingering look… and she looked at me and gave me these come-to-bed eyes.”

However, Morrison has cleared that she is not offended by the actor’s remarks.

“I have known Gerry for 30 years and we are great pals. We will be great pals for another 30 years. What he said was typical Gerry – he is just a fun, mischievous, cheeky chappy kind of guy…” the Daily Express quoted her as telling Scotland”s Sunday Mail.

She added: “What he said has been misconstrued. He was making lighthearted comments to amuse an audience. None of it was meant to be taken seriously.

“I know Gerry has been shocked by how people have painted him out to be a bad guy and he got his lawyers involved. I keep in touch with him but I was surprised to get the call out of the blue. He just told me what I knew – that it was a bit of fun.

“I had never even heard of the show let alone seen it so I was really surprised by this. I have people phoning me up to see if I”m OK about it but it was just a good laugh. I am not in the least offended… It was hysterical and I”m not taking anything to heart.” (ANI)

Kinky UK cop invites women for sex on police motorbike!

London, Sep 14 (ANI): A cop in the UK is said to have invited women to have sex with him on his police motorbike.

Divorced James Appi, 43, posted pictures on a sleazy swingers’ website of himself astride his BMW, next to President Obama’s armoured limo, and also wrote that he fancied group romps and a “sexually adventurous” partner.

In his post, Appi, who is based at Chichester, West Sussex, wrote that his ideal locations for sex were “a remote wilderness spot, a swimming pool or hot tub, and on a police motorbike”.

But his suggestion of sex on his bike seems to have shocked a woman, who contacted him, as she reported him.

“Can’t get over the thought of ******* you over my bike,” the Sun quoted him as having written to the woman, adding about usage of sex toys too.

But Sussex Police could now sack Appi for appearing online in uniform to air his seedy fantasies, as one picture showed him standing outside 10 Downing Street in uniform.

“I was pretty stupid. But as far as I am concerned it was just a bit of fun,” he said.

Regarding sex on his police motorbike, he said it was just a fantasy, which has not gone through.

“I certainly haven’t done it,” he added.

Appi faces action for bringing the force into disrepute. (ANI)

Clumsily translated signs abroad like ‘Women are diseases’ leave Brits confused!

London, Sep 10 (ANI): A survey has revealed that Brits holidaying abroad are often confused with clumsily translated signs about women being diseases, people being ordered to play with the opposite sex in public or told to take advantage of the chambermaid.

There were even signs at an airline ticket office in Copenhagen, which told visitors that the airline will take their bags and send them in all directions.

British tourists arriving at a hotel in Budapest to find a sign saying that the lift was being fixed for the day and during that time the management regretfully informed visitors that their stay would be unbearable.

A Zurich hotel lobby had a sign stating that because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In Yugoslavia, the flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid and in Japan visitors are invited to take advantage of the staff.

Launderettes’ windows in Rome, promises that if women leave their clothes they can spend the whole afternoon having a good time, a similar sign in Bangkok asked men to drop their trousers for the best results.

In Tokyo, ladies with nuts are served special cocktails, and in Norway ladies are requested not to have children at the bar, and if their children are left unattended, they will be sold to the circus.

Austria has a sign stating, children left unattended will be sold as slaves.

“English speakers are among the most heavily travelled people in the world and so it’s no wonder touristy places try to appeal to them by translating signs and menus,” the Telegraph quoted Chris Brown, managing director of sunshine.co.uk, the online travel agent who compiled the translations, as saying.

“However, the problems come when these translations are completely inaccurate.

“The above examples are just a bit of fun and aren’t likely to offend anyone, other than chambermaids, but when menu translations wind up saying ‘delicious roasted hepatitis’, companies are bound to lose lots of business!” he added. (ANI)

Saudis increasingly having sex on the side through ‘misyar’

Islamabad, Aug 26 (ANI): The conservative Saudis are increasingly availing misyar, a no-strings marriage of convenience focused primarily on sexual relations, say reports.

Misyar allows couples to live separately, but come together for sexual relations.

It deprives women of almost all the rights that a normal marriage would entitle them to, but offers men an “opportunity for a bit of fun on the side, in secret, and at a huge discount.”

Misyar’s rising popularity also owes to the high cost of marriage in Saudi Arabia, as dowry, dinners, parties, decorating a flat and the honeymoon, set the groom back several hundred thousand riyals.

“Misyar for cash-strapped men is a boon,” the Daily Times quoted the UK daily Guardian as reporting.

A Saudi, cited by the report, claimed that he entered several misyar marriages after his first normal marriage fell apart.

He said none lasted for more than six months and said the marriages had not been as cost effective as he had hoped, irrespective of the fact that he was hoping to find a compatible partner for a permanent relationship.

He said that misyar wives were “crafty and inclined to extract money and gifts”.

“Thanks to Bluetooth technology, friendly websites and an abundance of furnished apartments in major cities like Riyadh and Jeddah, there are tales of misyar wives who have clandestinely entered into more than one misyar contract,” the paper said.

“These enlightened ladies say misyar husbands never tell their full-time wives about their relationships so why can’t misyar wives have similar arrangements?” it stated.

Internet ads for misyar marriages often reveal the desperation of those looking for partners, with some only demanding a woman with the “ability to satisfy the needs of a man who desires things permitted by religion.”

“Misyar is popular in the kingdom because in a society where extramarital and premarital sex is a cardinal sin it legitimises sexual relations outside the framework of conventional marriage,” the report added.

The Egyptian Centre for Women’s Rights says that misyar is an insult to both men and women and a sanction for the trafficking of women. (ANI)

Andy Murray immortalised in life-sized sculpture made from pizza dough

London, July 3 (ANI): Tennis star Andy Murray has been sculpted in dough by his favourite Pizza Express restaurant, where he recently persuaded staff to serve him a Margherita despite the kitchens being shut.

The life-sized sculpture of the 22-year-old sports star stands in the foyer of the restaurant.

It was with the help of a local artist that the head-and-shoulders bust of Murray, complete with racquet, was designed.

The sculpture was created by the pizzeria’s staff in Wimbledon village, close to the venue of the All England Club.

Weighing 20 kilos, it is packed with enough dough to make more than 100 of Andy’s favourite pizzas, and took a fortnight to mould.

The firm has also promised that it will serve Murray free pizza for six months if he becomes Britain’s first men’s champion since 1936.

“It’s just a bit of fun. We didn’t mind working the extra hours for him. If we can give him the fuel to triumph at Wimbledon, we are happy to oblige,” the Telegraph quoted Anton Gjoni, the manager, as saying. (ANI)

Jacko’s kids, doc thought he was pretending to be dead

London, June 28 (ANI): Late King of Pop Michael Jackson’s children reportedly thought that the singer was just playing a practical joke by pretending to be dead.

Jackson breathed his last at a rented Los Angeles home on Thursday, and was found lying unconscious in the bedroom.

“An air of crisis swept through the house like a whirlwind,” the News of the World quoted a source in Jackson’s staff as saying

“The three children had been taken to another room by their nannies, but they thought their dad was just fooling around. He often played dead and would then jump up and surprise them, so they thought he was just having a bit of fun.

“But when they saw the emergency trucks arrive, that really shook them. There were paramedics running upstairs and ambulance sirens blaring. The kids were terrified and started crying and howling for their dad,” the source added.

Even Las Vegas-based cardiologist Conrad Murray, the personal physician who was by Jacko’s side at the time of death, also though that the singer was just playing dead.

“It was terrifically sad. Murray told us he thought Michael was joking around, as he often did to entertain the kids. But this time, tragically, it was real. Murray tried to talk to Michael to rouse him but soon realised it was no joke. It suddenly dawned on him he was in deep trouble,” said the insider.

The report further reveals that Jackson was carried out of the house with an oxygen mask strapped to his face so as to save his kids from the trauma of seeing their motionless father.

The children were quickly hustled into the back of a waiting car by Jackson’s sister La Toya and mother Katherine, and later driven to the UCLA Medical Centre.

At the hospital, Paris, 12-year-old Prince and six-year-old Prince Michael II were provided with crayons and paper as a distraction, and were asked to draw their daddy ‘Get well soon’ pictures, even though the ‘Thriller’ star already lay dead in an operating theatre.

The children even hugged their older relatives at one point, and prayed for their father. (ANI)

Jordan’s ‘new man’ is scared to be called her boyfriend

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London, June 22 (ANI): Katie Price a.k.a Jordan’s hunky new fella Anthony Lowther has admitted that glamour model is really sexy but insists that it’s scary to be described as her boyfriend. owther won Jordan’s heart while spending a week with her and pals on Ibiza, where she is making the most of her single status./pp
We’re having a great time together. Jordan is a really nice girl and very sexy, the Sun quoted Lowther as saying./pp
We’re being called boyfriend and girlfriend and it’s a bit scary. /pp
We’re just having a bit of fun while we are on holiday out here together. /pp
I really enjoy her company and we get along brilliantly, he added. (ANI)/p

Brit couple vow to kiss on every seaside pier before tying the knot!

London, May 12 (ANI): A couple has been hopping the British countryside to seal a kiss at the end of every seaside pier before they tie the knot next year.

Hazel Costin and Jay Preller first met at the historic Grand Pier two years ago and are set to take their vows on Weston’s rebuilt Grand Pier.

The pair, from Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, have begun their nationwide tour to kiss at the end of country’s 55 piers, and are recording their memories with a book entitled ‘From Piers to Eternity’.

“We had our first kiss on the end of the pier so it just seem right to get married there – and it wasn’t long before we came up with the plan to visit them all. It’s so exciting,” the Telegraph quoted Costin, 39, a teacher, as saying.

“The book is just a bit of fun but people seem interested.

It’s fun to write it up as we are going along and it will be a constant reminder of our wonderful journey together,” she added.

The duo has already touched 35 of the 55 piers. (ANI)

Amy Winehouse romancing waiter on Caribbean holiday

London, Apr 18 (ANI): Amy Winehouse is reportedly back to her wild lifestyle, and is romancing a local waiter on her holiday in the Caribbean.

The ‘Rehab’ singer made a second trip to the St. Lucia in March, just 33 days after returning to London following a three-month sunshine break.
Earlier, Winehouse flew off from the U.K. to battle her debauched lifestyle in December, and indulged in multiple flings with fellow holidaymaker and British rugby player Joshua Bowman and a sports instructor.

And now, on her second visit to the idyllic island, she has reportedly started dating a waiter named Junior.
According to Thisislondon.co.uk, the crooner has even recruited her new man to help with house-hunting duties, while she searches out for her own pad in St. Lucia.

“Amy has been letting her hair down on the island and is enjoying being single. She instantly clicked with Junior and is just having a bit of fun. It’s very early days but she loves spending time with him,” the Daily Express quoted a source as telling the website.

“They were snuggling into each other as they walked around the villa, taking in the spectacular views. It is in a very secluded area, with four bedrooms and a huge swimming pool.

“There is a massive deck, where Amy said she’d love to be able to get a band out onto to play over the valley views,” the source added.

In January, Winehouse’s estranged husband Blake Fielder-Civil filed for divorce after he saw her pictures with Bowman. (ANI)

Fielder-Civil ‘expecting child with fellow-rehabber’

London, April 12 (ANI): Blake Fielder-Civil, the estranged husband of Amy Winehouse, impregnated fellow rehabber and mum-of-two Gilleen Morris, it has emerged.

This new twist might undermine Blake’s effort to extract millions from his wife.

Morris, 31, revealed how the child was conceived in rehab.

“Blake seduced me and we had a secret fling. When I told him I was pregnant he said, ‘Oh f***!’ But he vowed to stand by me and raise the child,” News of the World quoted her, as saying.
“Initially I was planning to have an abortion but Blake’s vow has completely thrown me.

“I never planned for any more children. Our fling was just a bit of fun. I never imagined these consequences. I’m now confused and don’t know what to do,” she added.

Gilleen’s bombshell revelations could wreck Blake’s plan to grab half his wife’s 10-million pound fortune in a divorce settlement, for he has been compiling a case against Winehouse on the grounds of her infidelity. (ANI)

Fit again Kiwi all-rounder Oram targets India series

Wellington (New Zealand), Feb.17 (ANI): Black Caps all rounder Jacob Oram has pronounced himself fully fit and is targeting the forthcoming series against India as his comeback in international cricket.

Oram has been out of action with an Achilles tendon strain, but his rapid recovery has ensured that he flys to Dunedin to join Central Districts for their Twenty20 match against Otago tomorrow.

Manawatu fans should have the pleasure of seeing Oram back playing for Central Districts in the Twenty20 match against Canterbury at Fitzherbert Park next Sunday.

Oram said his tendon feels as if it is close to 100 percent repaired after his slow buildup in the gym.

“If I left it any longer, the Indian series would be gone and the season would be a write-off. I’m confident I will be OK,” the New Zealand Prress Association quoted him, as saying.

Over the last five weeks, he gave the injury time to settle down, then worked on strengthening the calf before running and bowling. He has been training with match intensity and bowling off a full run at the indoor facilities at Eden Park alongside Manawatu and CD wicketkeeper Bevan Griggs.

Oram and wife Mara have sold their house in Palmerston North and are now living in Auckland. They moved there to have a bit of fun while they’re still young. They are renting a house and eventually intend to return to Manawatu. Oram said he will always play for CD and if necessary, for United and Manawatu, and said there was no reason to shift allegiances.

After India’s tour, there’s the Indian Premier League, the possibility of the Stanford Twenty20 quadrangular tournament, the Twenty20 World Cup and the Champions Trophy in September. (ANI)

Bianca Gascoigne racks up £6,000 bar bill

London, Feb 01 (ANI): Bianca Gascoigne reportedly spent 6,000 pounds on a bar bill as she partied to celebrate the launch of a new TV show.

The glamour model spent the cash with a group of friends at Crystal nightclub in London.

“When she arrived she was definitely in the mood for a bit of fun an ice bucket arrived with vodka, cranberry and orange juice,” the Daily Star quoted a witness, as saying.

“Later she got up on stage and danced with a male pal,” the witness added.

The Celebrity Love Island contestant was at the venue for the launch of MTV show The Celebrity Agency. (ANI)

Prankster Shane Warne plans to fool Michael Clarke with fake tattoo arm

Melbourne, Jan 21 (ANI): Shane Warne never misses any opportunity to play pranks with his friends, and this time the Cricket legend’s target is pal Michael Clarke, whom he’s planning to fool with a fake tattoo arm.

The former Aussie leg-spinner showed off a brand new arm-length tattoo at a press conference for the Aussie Millions Poker Championship, which he is competing.

Warne first asked reporters if they liked his new body art, and then surprised everybody by rolling down the fake tattoo sleeve and pulled it from his arm.

“Gotcha, didn’t I?” the Daily Telegraph quoted him as saying.

The cricketer then explained that he was donning the joke sleeve to trick current Aussie cricket star Michael Clarke, who last month hit the headlines with a huge new tattoo.

Clarke’s new ink shows off a guardian angel sitting on a cross, with the initials of his fiancee Lara Bingle inscribed at the top.

And Warne said that Clarke’s new body art was the perfect opportunity for him to have a bit of fun with a former teammate.

“I keep taking photos and sending them to Michael,” said Warne. (ANI)